SLS#7# The Irresistible Aviatrix

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Divya's POV

" Merwayegi tu mujhe." (You will get me killed) Sanam told me.

" Jo bol rahi hoon woh ker." (Do what I am saying) I said to her.

" Lekin yeh illegal hai." (But this is illegal) she said.

" Jo hum ker rahe hai usme legal kuch nahi hai. Pora ka pora hi illegal hai, yaar." (There is nothing legal in what we are doing. It's totally illegal, dude) I said to her. She sighed deeply.

" Maine kabhi yesa kuch nahi kia." (I haven't done something like that ever) she said.

" Haan to maine kaab kia?" (Then when have I done something like that?) I asked her.

" Nahi yaar. Mujhse yeh nahi hoga." (No, dude. I can't do this.) She said to me.

" Sonu, mujhe yeh janna hai ki koun hai woh jo yesa ker saktay hai. Uss flight mai 356 passengers thay. Ager kuch ho jata to?! Koyi bhi jinda nahi bachta, yaar." (Sonu, I want to know who can do this thing. There were 356 passengers in the flight. If something has happened then?) I asked her.

" Kuch hua to nahi na." (Nothing happened anyways.) She said.

" Nothing happened that doesn't mean nothing will happen in future. Can we predict future?!! We can't." I said and she sighed.

" Dekh, ager kuch problem hogyi to?" (Look, if some problem occurs then?)" She asked me.

" Main Hoon na? Saab sambhal lungi." (I am with you. I will take care of everything) I said.

" Isilie tension jiayada hai." (This why worrying more) she said and I chuckled.

" Tension maat lo, yaar." (Don't worry, dude) I said to her. She rolled her eyes.

" Bestie ho to yesi." (Just like an ideal bestie) she taunted me and I chuckled.

" Haan na khush naseeb ho tum." (Yeah, you are lucky) I said to her and she rolled her eyes.

" Haan bohot." (Yes, a lot) she said.

" Aab kaam pe lag jao." (Now start working) I said to her. She sighed deeply and opened her laptop.

" Tum na merwaogi mujhe ekdin." (You will get me killed one day) she said to me.

" 100 bar bol chuke ho abhi taak." (You have said that 100 times by now) I said.

" Chup raho, bheja maat Khao Meri." (Shut up. Don't eat my brain) she said as she typed something on the laptop.

She looked at the screen for awhile then again typed something. She kept doing that again and again and I kept looking at the screen though I couldn't understand anything. Suddenly my phone started to ring and I checked the caller ID. It was my boss. I picked it up at once.

" Hello!!" I said.

" Where are you?" He asked me.

" I am at Sanam's house. Why?" I asked him.

" I was thinking about taking the kids out for lunch today. Can Sanam and you join us?" He asked me.

" Ummm... Ok, sure." I said to him.

" Ok, text me the address. We will pick you up." He said.

" No need. You text us the address we will be there." I said to him.

" Ok, then. I will text you later. Did you have your breakfast?" He asked me.

" Yeah, we had it already." I said to him.

" Good then." He said. " Ok, see you." He said.

" Bye." I said and hung up.

" Boss tha?" (Was it your boss?) Sanam asked me without looking at me. Her eyes were fixed on the screen and fingers were running a marathon on the keyboard. I nodded.

" Haan." (Yes) I said. She chuckled. "Kya hua?" (What happened?) I asked her.

" Romeo apne Juliet ko miss ker rahe hai." (Romeo is missing his Juliet) she said and I rolled my eyes.

" Jiyaada maat soch. Jo kaam dia woh ker." (Don't think too much. Do what you have told to do) I said to her.

" Arey yaar, tu bewaqoof hai Kya!!" (Dude, are you stupid!!!) She asked me.

" Main nahi tu bewaqoof hai." (Not me but you are stupid) I said to her.

" Your boss is in love with you." She said and I gave her a boring look.

" Dimaag ki lassi." I said.

" Dimaag ki dahi hotay hai." She said.

" Lekin tumne dahi ka lassi bana dia." (But you messed it up more) I said to her. She chuckled.

" Yaar, tum samajhti kyun nahi?" (Dude, why don't you understand this?) She asked me.

" Kya samajhna hai?" (What to understand?) I asked her.

" Yehi ki woh tumse bohot pyaar kertay hai." (That he is madly in love with you) she said.

" Kuch jiyaada nahi hogyi?" (Isn't it too much?) I asked her.

" What?!" She asked me.

" Tumhare soch. Arey rocket ki tarah dour rahi hai usko thodi kaboo Mai lao, yaar." (Your thoughts. It's running faster like rocket. Bring it under your control back, dude) I said to her. She chuckled.

" Sanam Darius is love expert, yaar." She said to me.

" Haan, haan. Paata hai." (Yeah, yeah, I know that) I said.

" Haan na." (Yeah) she said and I chuckled looking at the posters hanging on the walls of her room.

All of them were Mahesh Babu's movie posters, his pictures all around. Sanam is his biggest fan without any doubt. She has seen all his movies thousands of times. Whenever his movie is released she goes crazy. She is talking about the movie all the time and keep waiting for the movie premier eagerly. She will drag me to watch the movie with her. She will keep showering her love on him while watching the movie. Basically she learned Telegu to watch his movies. She is totally crazy about him. I mean who doesn't like Mahesh Babu?! He deserves all the love and respect that people have for him. He is a nice person with a kind heart as well.

" Wese tumne Anna ko bola k Mahesh Babu tumhari pehla pyaar hai?" (Have you told Anna that Mahesh Babu is your first love?) I asked her. She stopped and looked up at the poster of the movie 'Spyder'which was hung on the wall in front of her.

" Haan, hai Mahesh Babu meri first love. To? Teri Bhai ko na adjust kerna padega. Kyun ki main bhi to unka pehla pyaar nahi Hoon na? Unke lie to unke duty hi pehla pyaar hai." (Yeah, Mahesh Babu is my first love. So? Your brother has to adjust with that. Cause I am not his first love as well. His duty is his first love for him anyways) she said and I chuckled. That's called a real fan.