Jackunzel Drabbles (The Original)

Bigger is Better

"I dont know..I just dont see the appeal." The soft angelic voice rang from behind the bedroom door.

Jack paused in his stride, a soda in his hand as he was headed back to the barbeque outside in the yard. Rapunzel and him usually spent their holidays with Hiccup and Merida since they had huge families while he and Rapunzel didn’t. They had all known each other for years and were the best of friends even after they paired off. Who wouldn’t want to date their best friend anyway?

"Oh come on, whats not to like about it?" He heard Hiccup pipe in. Hiccup had pulled the blonde into the house not too long ago and they had been gone for awhile. he assumed it was them trying to be sneaky for his birthday. Of course Jack knew that his girlfriend would not enjoy him eavesdropping and knowing anything he wasn’t supposed to know about her planning. He took a step back into his pace when…

"I’m not used to anything that size." He heard her say, sounding a bit thoughtful. Jack paused and backed up a bit so he stood closer to the closed door.

"It’s not huge." Hiccup countered.

"I know, I mean I like them big. Jack’s is big."

Jack’s brow furrowed, he leaned his head against the door. What the hell were they talking about? What of his was big?

"But not big enough." Hiccup said sounding rather proud.

"Having something too big inside a small place would make everything uncomfortable." She whined.

Jack’s eyes widened. They cant be talking about….how the hell did Hiccup know if he was ‘big enough’? Compared to who? Jack felt his jealousy and rage rise in him. He wanted to barge right in and demand to know what the hell was going on between his best friend and his girlfriend but his curiosity got the better of him. 

"Okay but how does it feel?" Hiccup asked, his voice sounded almost hopeful.

He could hear the bed move, springs sound and a small hum of thought from his blonde. The rustling of sheets and sound of zippers. Jack felt the dread set in like a weight in his stomach, anger had passed on to betrayal.

"It feels alright but I like them hard."

"It is hard."

"Do you sink in all the way when you and Merida, you know..?"

"What kinda of question is that? ugh…" a moment of thought, "Yeah I guess."

"Well that wont work, Jack and I tend to…"

"Punzie I really dont want to know. Its bad enough that Jack feels the need to tell me." Hiccup groaned, more rustling and springs. "Do you want it?"

Jack gulped, his hands shook as he stared at the door in a mix of hurt and horror. Blue eyes wide and mouth agape.

"I’ll see if I can fit it inside, but no promises. if i cant walk around, then no, sorry Hic." She said. Jack felt hot rage go through him.

If she wasnt satisfied with him, she didnt have to go fuck his best friend! And Hiccup! He’s practically advertising himself for her! Merida would murder him if she knew about his little tryst. he took a breath and ran a hand through his hair. he was going to catch them in the act, no lies or excuses. His heart hurt and seemed to fall into the pit of his stomach. He felt sick.

"You can lay down, it’ll feel great." Hiccup insisted. Jack put his hand on the doorknob. Heart hammered in his chest.

Sheets rustled, he could hear the weight on the mattress.

"Will it be weird for Jack? i dont want him to feel grossed out."

"Y-You make it sound like I just go around having..relations..all the time.." Hiccup sputtered. Jack rolled his eyes, that asshole.

Rapunzel giggled, “Sorry, it’s just so different. It’s so big and stands so tall, I dont even know what to do with it.” 

THAT WAS IT!

Jack shoved open the door with a scowl on his face, ready to see his dorky best friend mounting his girlfriend. There was an awkward pause as the door slammed against the wall and all parties looked at each other. Rapunzel sat on the bed with only her shoes off, she had on all of her clothes and still had her purse on her shoulder. Hiccup leaned against the tall bed post, staring at Jack in surprise.

Jack looked between the two, chest heaving with unreleased anger and confusion.

Rapunzel smiled brightly, “Hey Jack, Hiccup wants to sell us his bed. I told him it was kinda big for our bedroom but what do you think?”

Jack blushed ten shades of red before stomping out of the room. The rest of the barbeque was spent avoiding eye contact with Hiccup and keeping Rapunzel as close as possible. Of course his blonde girlfriend had a good laugh and called him ‘adorable’ when he finally told her what he thought had happened.