Jackunzel Drabbles (The Original)

A Guide to Submissive Lovers

He shouldn’t have made fun of her. Honestly he should’ve just kept his mouth shut despite what everyone else was talking about. He had made the grave mistake of categorizing his girlfriend into a certain ‘type’ of girl. Kristoff, Hiccup and him were talking about sex, nothing unusual, except that the topic for the that time was one those man talks. Man talks that women shouldn’t know about, equivalent to girl talks.  

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"…Don’t get me wrong, Anna is adventurous but I’m definitely the one who calls the shots." Kristoff gloated with a self satisfied smirk on his face. He tossed the football with a good arm, spiraling it perfectly to the leaner man who fixed his glasses. He fumbled with the ball for a moment before catching it. 

"I don’t know." Hiccup said, turning the pig skin in his hands, "I like Merida taking control, its kinda hot." He threw the ball to the white haired male, it turned in the air awkwardly, showing his lack of practice.

Jack caught the ball effortlessly none the less.

"Nah, I have to agree with Kris. Punzie is up to trying different things but when it comes down to who’s doing the work, its gonna be me." Jack said with a smirk that matched Kristoffs. Their words weren’t meant as an insult, they loved their sex lives, they were just stating facts.

Jack threw the ball with an arch and accuracy. The blonde broad male jumped up and caught it with one large hand before bringing the ball under his arm.

"Have you guys ever seen if they would want to take control?" Hiccup asked, rising an eyebrow at the two of them. The other boys looked at each other and shrugged,

"Never thought about it." Kristoff confessed, throwing the ball to Hiccup once more. This time the mechanical engineer was not so lucky and fumbled with the ball, taking steps back only to have it fall onto the grass.

"Did you ever think you Neanderthals might actually like it?" Hiccup said before throwing the ball to Jack. It wobbled in the air and almost fell short until Jack reached out and popped it up with the ends of his pale fingers.

"Hic, Punzie isn’t like Merida. She’s too sweet and way too nice to actually take control like what you guys do." Jack said with a laugh. The other boys almost laughed if not for them looking beyond the cocky bastard. Both sets of eyes went wide. Hiccup scratched the back of his head and looked away while Kristoff made a subtle ‘cut it out’ movement with his hand. 

"She wouldn’t even know what to do. Besides, I like being dominant." Jack not picking up on the hints the boys gave. Kristoff his his forehead with his hand while Hiccup sighed and took off his glasses, rubbing his space between his eyes. Jack blinked, confused, before he turned around. 

He paled.

There was Merida, Rapunzel and Anna armed with blankets and a picnic basket. Each girl blushed darkly yet none blushed like the blonde.  Merida glared at the white haired boy before snatching the ball from him and throwing it at his head. 

"OW!"

"IDIOT!"

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Jack found himself in this predicament after two days of being given the silent treatment. He had sent flowers and apology texts, writing little notes and leaving stuffed animals in front of her apartment. Nothing. Until he decided to stop by tonight. He had brought flowers and was prepared to beg.

Begging was definitely in the agenda only it wasn’t the kind he was expecting. 

He hissed as she glided her tongue up his shaft, her mint gum sent cool tingles along the sensitive skin. He threw his head back, hooking his feet behind the chair legs. She kneeled between his legs, her hands rested on the insides on his thighs.