Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Gaanaru

   Naruto's POV

   Gaara and I were on a mission together and we were forced to share a room. I'm not sure how he feels about me... He doesn't seem to care for me that much...

   It was a small room so we had to sleep in the same bed. We slept away from each other though... Couldn't make it gay...

   As I was laying with him... I could've sworn I heard something...

Fffffffft!

   It was quiet...

   Was someone in here?...

   What was that?!

   I began to smell something...

   That's when I realized what it was...

"Gaara! Was that you?!"

   I said this, trying to embarrass him.

   He said nothing...

"Gaara?"

   Again... Nothing...

   Was he asleep?

   For once?!

"Ga-"

"Shut it..."

   He said this like he wanted to kill me... I knew he probably could... So I shut up immediately!

   I few more seconds passed...

Ffffffffffft!

   Hehehe! Gassy Gaara!

   I smiled, thinking about this name.

   I probably... Won't say it in front of him though...

   I felt some as well...

   This... Is going to be risky...

   I got on top of him and got my ass as close to his face as I could.

Prrrft! Prt! PrrrRRRRRT!

   I sighed, feeling sand around my body.

   Fuck... Now I've done it!

   Surprisingly... He wasn't crushing me...

   He had me in some sort of chrysalis...

   He spread his legs and put the top opening over his hole.

Ffffffffrrp!

   I whined as I was met with the smell.

Ffrp! Fffffft!

   I was beginning to get used to the smell, moaning accidentally.

   Wait... Why did I moan?!

   Gaara seemed like he was having a hard time... Like his stomach wouldn't calm down...

   I heard some whines and pained grunts as he tried to let go.

   That's... Adorable...

Ffffrrffft!

   He whined, me getting another blast of what he's been holding.

"G-Gaara~"

   All he did was whine in response...

"Let it out, Gaara~ I don't mind~"

   He grunted and whimpered as I tried to calm him down.

Fffffrrrrrrrrrrrp!

   I sniffed, enjoying the smell but him being in pain was a bit distracting...

"Let me out, Gaara~ I want to help you~"

   He growled.

"I don't need help... I don't need anyone..."

"Gaara... Please... I-"

"No!"

Ffffblllrrp!

   He groaned as I began to rub myself.

   Shit! No! Why am I horny?!

   Is it the smell?! The sound?! The sounds that he's making?! All of the above?! Something else?!

Prrrrfffffffffft!

   I heard him groan more as I stroked myself.

"G-Gaara!~"

   He huffed.

Prrrrrmmmmllllppp!

   I stroked myself more as he groaned.

"T-take down your sand! I'll help you!"

   He growled again.

"No!"

   I sighed, trying to force my way out.

"No..."

   He made the sand tighten around my body but allowed me to have my head stick out for air.

"C'mon, Gaara! Don't be like this! I'm just trying to help!"

"I don't need it..."

   My face was placed in his crack as I moaned.

Ppprrrffffffffffft!

   The scent was pretty bad... But it felt nice for some reason...

   I took a huge whiff, coughing.

   I rubbed my face in his ass as he whined.

"W-what are you doing?..."

"I... I think I like this..."

   I then saw a rare sight...

   He was blushing...

"Argh... Why are you so adorable?!"

   I blushed, realizing what I just said.

Ffffrrp!

   I sniffed, hearing a... Moan?!

   He was liking this too?!

"Gaara... Let me go... Let me help... Please..."

   The anger seemed to be gone as his sand floated away from me.

   His face was almost completely red.

   I was confused by this until... I realized my cock was still out and hard...

   I gave a dorky smile and scratched the back of my head.

"S-sorry, Gaara... I got excited..."

   He couldn't seem to get any words out...

   I began to rub his belly to try and settle it as he whined.

PRRRRRRRRRRRT! PRRRPPPPPT! Frrrrrrp! Ffffffrrrfffffft!

"Wow... Feeling better, Gassy Gaara?"

   Gaara nodded, whining.

"You're so cute~"

   I couldn't resist...

   I leaned in... And our lips met...

   I pulled away, smiling and looking into his eyes.

"Gaara~ you can be a big baby sometimes~ but I love you for it~"

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   Word Count: 705

   Requests are open! I'll do any ship! (That I know of).

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   Bye bye! 😋