Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (16)

   Sasuke's POV

   In the middle of our fight, I had Naruto pinned to the ground. I wanted to fight him but I was feeling unbelievably gassy at the moment.

"Sasuke! You have to come back to the village! Why are you doing this?!"

   I smirked, giggling evilly and turning around to place my ass in front of Naruto's face.

   Prrft!

   I moaned at the feeling, Naruto squirming around under me.

"Sasuke!"

"Hngh!"

Prrrooorrrffft! Prrrrppppt!

"Aah~ take that, dobe~"

Pooofft! Prrrrrppt! Prrrrrrrrrrrrffft!

   I groaned, loving the feeling of releasing my winds on Naruto's face. He somehow managed to put his hand on my ass so it was over my hole.

   Like that's going to work~.

Prrrrmmmppt! Prrrrrrfffoooooft! Prrrrrrrmmmmmmmmppppt!

   I sighed, the winds slipping out of my hole as I heard Naruto comment.

"Blegh! Disgusting, Sasuke!"

   I smirked.

"I'm happy you think so~"

   I turned around and forced his hand onto his face, letting him inhale the sulfuric odor.

   He squirmed as I giggled darkly, sitting on his crotch and removing his hand.

Prrft! Prrrrrfft!

"S-Sasuke!"

Poooooorrrrrrffffffft!

   I laughed, pulling my pants down. I let a few logs slip into him, Naruto seeming like he was passing out from the smell as I loved every second of his torture.

Prrrrmmppt!

"Aaah~"

"S-Sasuke..."

   Kakashi's POV

   Pakkun and I were trying to locate Sasuke and Naruto so we could bring them back safely.

"What do you think is happening now?"

"I don't know... But something really stinks..."

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   Word Count: 259

   Ugh... I'm really not feeling well right now and I thought this would be longer...

   I was really busy today and I can't wait for that to be over so I can give my brain a break.