Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (10)

(SCAT WARNING!)

   Naruto's POV

   I was in Sasuke's bathtub hiding. He didn't know I was in his house so I wanted to see how long it took before he realized. I was laying in the bathtub because I heard he was near. In that case, I had to go somewhere to hide.

   I was panicking on the inside when I noticed he came in. I held my breath to try to stay quiet, hoping he wasn't going to take a bath and he just came in to get something.

   I heard the door shut...

   I heard him lift up the toilet seat as I began to blush. There was some tinkling... My rival is pissing in the same room I'm in!

   After he was done with his piss, he sat on the toilet...

   Fuck...

Pooft! Poot! Pooooooooooft!

   Sasuke let out his winds into the toilet as I blushed redder.

Peeeeerrrrrrmmmpp!

   Sasuke groaned, seemingly having some intestinal distress. I rubbed my crotch, oddly loving this.

   Suddenly I heard a big plop...

   Mmm~ damn, Sasuke~.

   It smelled like shit... I loved it~.

   Sasuke groaned, sounding a bit frustrated.

"F-fuck..."

Poooofffffoooooooot!

   Poor, Sasuke... But please don't stop~.

   I gripped my crotch at the sounds and smells he was releasing.

   Another large plop...

   Damn, Sasu~ what did you eat?~.

"Aaaaah~"

   Sasuke sounded so relieved, giggling.

"I know you're here, dobe~"

   I froze, hearing three more plops.

   How did he know?...

"You're palming your crotch, aren't you?~ you love this~"

   Another plop from Sasuke's asshole as I bit my lip.

Pffffft!

"Come here~ I think I got the shits~"

   I peeked over the bathtub and saw Sasuke smirking at me. The smell was so hot~. It smelled like fresh diarrhea.

"Smell that?~ you like it, don't you?~ come closer~ I know you like it~"

   I slowly got closer, the smell getting stronger and causing my boner to twitch.

"Naruto~"

   He grabbed my hand and I held it tightly.

Prrrsshhhtttttpppt!

   I heard the watery substance fall into the toilet as Sasuke moaned.

"Ooo~ I must have eaten a bad tomato~ I definitely have diarrhea~"

Pppprrrrfffsst!

   More undeveloped shit fell to the water as he sighed.

"Aaah~ that feels so much better~ wanna do the honors of cleaning my hole?~"

   I blushed, nodding as he gave me toilet paper.

"Clean me up~"

   I reached around and wiped Sasuke's anus, the watery shit soaking into the toilet paper. I blushed, sniffing it as he giggled.

"Smells like death, doesn't it?~"

   I kissed his forehead and continued to clean him off. When he got up, I took a look at his chocolaty mix in the toilet.

   So fucking hot~.

   Sasuke giggled.

"When I'm better, I want to give you a present~ or... Maybe now?~"

   I smiled.

"Yes! Please! Sasuke! Please, now!"

   He giggled.

"Finally got your voice back I see~ anyway~ follow me to the bedroom~ and after I give you some love~ you're going to tell me what you're doing here in the first place..."

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   Word Count: 512

   I am exhausted! I felt like writing this tho so yeah x3. This never intended diarrhea but here it is!

   Also... Bye three followers all at once lol! X3