Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Narushika

   (SCAT AND SMUT WARNING!)

Shikamaru's POV

  I was at Naruto's house just hanging out with him. Everything was fine until... I had to take a huge shit...

  Really?! Now?! What a drag... I have a scat kink so this will probably make me horny... What the hell, body?!

"Naruto... I have to go to the bathroom..."

"Alright! You know where it is! Go ahead!"

"T-Thanks!"

  I hurried down the hall, not too far from Naruto's room. I shut the door and quickly sat on the toilet.

"S-Shit..."

Pooffffft!

  I blushed at the sudden noise, my asshole stretching around my log as I grunted. I heard a huge plop as I moaned, feeling myself get a boner.

"Dammit..."

  I moaned, letting out another log.

"Mmm~"

  I grabbed my member and began stroking it.

"Aaah~"

Prrrrfffffft!

"Y-Yes!"

  I let out a few more turds as I stroked rougher.

"F-Fuck yeah!"

"Umm... Shikamaru?"

  I stopped what I was doing and quickly looked over to see Naruto staring at me.

"N-Naru!"

  He smirked.

"I thought we were hanging out but it seems like you'd rather play with yourself~"

"Naruto!"

"Wow!~ That's so hot!~ You can shit and masturbate at the same time? Adorable!~"

"N-Naruto! Privacy!"

"Not in my house when you don't even lock the door~"

  More blush bled onto my face.

  I had to go so bad that I didn't even think to lock the door...

"So~ you like shit?~"

"Y-Yeah..."

"Sexy~ you have a kink~ I can help with your little problem if you need~"

"Naru!"

"I don't need to shit but... I could suck you off to help you along~"

  He approached me, licking his lips.

"N-Naruto!"

  He sat in front of me, kissing my tip.

"Mmm~ Naru~"

  He giggled.

"What's the matter big boy?~ Can't talk?~"

"U-Uh... OH!"

  He licked my slit as he giggled.

"That's what I thought~"

  He took my member into his mouth as moans escaped from my throat.

"N-Naruto! Ah~ h-holy shit!"

  He popped off, looking into my eyes.

"Yes~ that's what you like~ I know~"

  I blushed.

"Naru~ I-I'm not done!"

"Let it out, Shikamaru~ I don't mind~"

  I grunted, letting a few more small turds escape my asshole.

"Oh! Fuck yes!"

  Naruto giggled, licking up my cock as I started to leak precum.

"Mmm~ Naruto~"

"Hehe~ hey Shikamaru?"

"Y-Yeah?"

"Do you like farts too?~"

"U-Um! K-Kinda..."

  Naruto hummed, turning around and touching his clothed ass to my member so it was lined up with his hole.

"N-Naruto! I love you too but... If we're gonna do this... Take your pants off..."

  Naruto giggled, snorting a bit. Damn... He's cute when he laughs like a weirdo~.

Ffffrrrrrp!

  I moaned when I felt the heat on my dick and some surrounding his hole on the fabric, followed by the stinkiest smell I've ever experienced.

  I began coughing.

"D-Damn, Naruto! What did you eat?!"

  He giggled.

"You~"

"Naru!"

  Naruto sniffed.

"Wow~ I'm surprised you're still alive back there~"

"Naruto! Just make me cum already!"

"Ooo~ someone's needy~"

"Please, Naru! Please!"

"Fine... Your dick probably stinks now though~"

  He got back down, sucking my dick until I unleashed what needed to come out.

"Aaaah! Naruto!"

  His mouth was full of my semen, him soon swallowing.

"T-Thank you~"

"Anytime~"

Ppppprrrp!

  He giggled.

"God dammit, Naruto..."

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   Word Count: 570

   I made so many changes to this because the original was just... Cringe!