Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Narushika (2)

   Naruto's POV

   Shikamaru and I were hanging out in his room while I was staying the night. We just ate and we decided to just relax a bit because we were feeling lazy. That's okay though. As long as we're together.

"Mph... "

"You good, bro?"

"Ugh... Naru... I really don't feel well..."

"What's wrong?"

"Ugh... Mmph... Let's just say... I may have had too much ramen..."

"Shikamaru?"

   He whined.

"Naruto... My stomach... It hurts..."

"Lay down, Shika~ I'll make you comfortable~"

   Shikamaru groaned and laid on his left side on the bed. I got behind him and spooned him without even thinking.

"Ow... Naruto... It really hurts..."

"Shh~ just settle down~"

"Naruto~"

   I gave a caring smile and reached around to rub his belly.

Ppppprrrrrrffffffft!

"Aaah~"

   I blushed. I wasn't ready for such a thing... I was honestly expecting vomit... I always jump to the worst...

"Naruto~ do that again~"

"H-huh?"

"Rub my belly! That felt so good~"

   I lifted his shirt and rubbed his belly again as he giggled.

"Hehe! Naruto!"

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffft!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~ thank you~"

"Y-you're welcome!"

"Naru! More! Please!"

   I pushed and rubbed this time, trying to shake the gas loose.

PrrrrRRRRRRRRRRfffft!

"Yes, Naru! Yes! I feel so much better~"

"G-good!"

"You okay?"

"Y-yeah... Just wasn't expecting to do this..."

   We both blushed, him giggling.

"It felt so good, Kit~"

"H-heh! S-Shikamaru... I know you were in pain but... I'm a bit turned on..."

"Awe~ Kit~ you like the moans of your friend~"

"S-Shikamaru! I-it's just... You sound so sexy..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah~"

"Shikamaru~"

Prrrrrft!

"Shikamaru!"

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Problem, Naru?~"

"Y-yeah..."

"Hard dick?"

"Y-yeah!"

"Cute~"

   He looked me in the eyes, smirking and giggling.

"Well~ you helped me with my problem~ so I'll help you with yours~ what if I fart on your dick?"

   My face went red.

"S-Shikamaru!"

"Oh... S-sorry, Naru... I thought maybe-"

"Yes, please!"

"H-huh?!"

"F-fart on my dick! P-please!"

   Shikamaru giggled and got into position on top of me.

Prrrft!

"Mmm~"

   I felt Shikamaru's air blow over my slit which caused me to moan.

Pppprrrp!

"Aah~ Shikamaru!"

"Feel good, Naru?~"

"Mmm~ yes~ but... Are you feeling better?"

"Yes~ a lot~"

Pppprft!

"Aah!~ S-Shikamaru!~"

"Uh oh..."

"Hmm? W-what happened?"

"Uuh... Give me a minute..."

   Shikamaru got off of me and ran to the bathroom.

"Uuh... Okay?"

_____ Two Minutes Later _____

   Shikamaru walked back into the room and sat next to me.

"W-what happened in there?"

"Hehehe~ I took a huge dump~"

"Shikamaru!"

"What? Would you rather me shit on you?~"

"No! Ys..."

"Hmm? What was that, Naruto?~"

"U-uh... Maybe..."

   Shikamaru giggled.

"It's alright~ thanks for helping me~"

"N-no problem!"

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   Word Count: 462

   I haven't been working on the manga lately unfortunately because I've been busy with other art projects... Sorry about that but I'll try to work on it tomorrow uwu.

   Thanks for reading!