Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (15) Part 2

   Naruto's POV

"Uuh... What?..."

"What were you two doing? I heard moans a few times... And... Farts?"

   Sasuke said nothing and began to leave.

"No time to explain!"

   I ran out of the bathroom and noticed Sasuke was already gone... Damn he's fast... Screw training... I need Sasuke~.

   Shikamaru was trailing behind me as I started my walk home. 

   I began to walk at a fast pace to save some energy as Shikamaru caught up to me. 

"Naruto! What's happening?!"

"Argh..."

"You okay?"

"Okay so... Basically... I had to shit so I went to the bathroom. Sasuke farted on me and got me excited..."

"Wait... What?..."

"Yeah... Pretty embarrassing, I know..."

"No! It's alright! Just... During training?"

"I'm a horny boy, Shikamaru... Of course sniffing Sasuke's ass while he farts and teases me with his words would turn me on..."

"D-dude!"

"What?"

"That piece of shit actually farts?!"

"Ooh yeah~ it's so sexy when he does it~"

"Naruto!"

"What?~"

"This is Sasuke Uchiha we're talking about! How could he just fart on you?! I've never seen the dude gassy in my life!"

"Whatever, Shikamaru... I have a boner right now and would love to just get home before you turn me off with this dumb shit..."

"Alright... Have fun..."

   We got to my house as I sighed. 

"We'll talk about this later... Alright?..."

"O-okay..."

   I nodded and walked into my house, going up to my room. 

   I laid on the bed, wincing at my aching boner. I couldn't touch it... I knew Sasuke was aware of what I was doing...

   He might not treat me if I touch... 

   He came into my room and jumped on top of me. 

"Hey, dobe~"

"Woah! Uh... Hey..."

"Hmmmm~ I know you want this, Naruto~"

   He plopped himself down on my crotch as I moaned at the pressure. 

Pprrrpppprrrrrp! Prrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrp! 

"Aaah~ that felt so nice to get out~"

   I moaned in response as he giggled.

"You know~"

Pppprrrp! 

"Fuck, Shikamaru~ he doesn't understand what's hot~"

Ppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! 

"Who cares if you enjoy this?~ everyone has their fetishes~"

"Uuuuuhuuuuuuh~"

   I was so in love with the way he was grinding his ass down as he talked, leaving his scent on my pants. 

"S-Sasuke~ you aren't somehow making me like this, r-right?~"

"Nope~ this is all on you~"

"Mmm~ God, I love this!~"

"Hehehe~ wanna see my ass?~"

"Yes!"

   Sasuke snickered, turning around and pulling down his pants. I finally saw what his asscheeks looked like~ before... He sat on my face... 

Purprprprprprprprprrrrp! 

"Aaaah~ yeaaaaaaaah~"

   I sniffed his wonderful scent, listening to all the pleasurable noises that came after his releases. 

   He bounced on my face a bit before slipping my pants and boxers down and sucking on my cock. 

   I groaned from underneath his ass as I bucked my hips a bit. 

Ppppprrrrrrrmmmmmppppppt! 

   This continued until I filled his mouth with my cum, which didn't take that long after all of that. 

   He swallowed it and I was slightly confused by what just happened...

   But it felt great~

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   Word Count: 519

   Sorry for the wait but I had another sleepover. I can't write when that's going on even though I couldn't stop thinking about Sasuke's ass. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

   Imagine getting caught while writing this though? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) oh hell no (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄). Even though I do risk it by writing it at school sometimes (⁄ ⁄>⁄ω⁄<⁄ ⁄).

   Random question I've been wondering... Has anyone ever thought about getting farted on by emo band members? Just me? Okay... •^•

   I'll try to maybe work on the manga soon but I'm going to be busy pretty much every day of the week (｡•́︿•̀｡).