Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (3)

Naruto's POV

Sasuke and I were forced to sleep together because we were around the same age and the same gender. We slept nowhere near each other though. We didn't want to accidentally snuggle or something.

Sakura had her own room and so did Kakashi.

Apparently I wasn't trustworthy on my own so that's another reason Sasuke was here...

Six AM...

It was six AM at the moment...

We don't have to get up for another two hours...

Sasuke shifted beside me startling me a bit.

That was just the beginning of my surprise though.

Pooffffffft!

What the heck?! Did Sasuke just fart?! The Sasuke Uchiha?! The one that acts so calm and collected all the time?! I never knew he even had the ability to fart! In fact, I didn't even think he had an asshole! Why did he just do that?!

Maybe he thought I was asleep?

I thought he was...

He shifted again, stretching his hips out.

Prrrrrffft!

Again?! He farted again?!

"S-Sasuke!"

"Hn?..."

"You... Know I'm awake?"

"Yeah?"

"O-oh..."

"Why?"

"Because... Uh... You're farting!"

"... Hn~ yeah?~"

"Why?!"

He chuckled.

"I guess you don't know~"

"Know what?!"

He smirked.

"I always have morning gas~"

"W-what?! Why?!"

"I don't know~ that's just when it decides to come out~"

"O-oh..."

Prrrfft!

"Aah~ smell that~"

I sniffed under the covers out of curiosity, my eyes watering instantly.

"W-whoa!"

"Bad, hmm?"

"Y-yeah..."

Prrmmmlllpt!

"Ah~ excuse me~"

"N-no! It's fine! I'm... Confused..."

"Why?~"

"Because... I've never seen you fart..."

"Yeah~ I don't fart much~ unless it's in the morning~"

"C-cool!"

"Really though... Are you alright? You seem shaken up..."

"N-no! It's alright! Let it out if it feels good!"

Sasuke nodded, coming out of the covers and lifting his leg.

PrrrRRffft! Ppprrrrrrrrpppt! Pffft! Pprrrrp!

"Aah~ that feels so good to let out~"

"O-oh my Lord, Sasuke! W-what did you eat?! That's so stinky!"

"Hn~ when I used to sleep with Itachi when I was younger~ I did the same~ he didn't call me stinky Sasuke for nothing~"

"Wow..."

It was weird for me to be speechless... I was just so amazed at how thick with Sasuke's scent the air was...

Pooffft!

"Aaaaah~ sorry~ I just have so much~"

"It's alright! As long as it makes you feel better!"

"Thank you~"

Ppprrfffffffft!

This was kinda cute...

I wouldn't mind waking up to this every morning...

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Word Count: 417

Sorry about the wait... I just felt like I didn't do that well when I was exhausted so I spaced it out a bit but here it is! (〃^ω^〃)