Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Itasasu

Sasuke's POV

My brother has always been an asshole... It's normal though... It's the traditional sibling relationship... We hate each other but we love each other...

I never really ate much... I didn't have that big of an appetite... Today... I think I ate a little... Too much...

I was lying on my bed with my bloated belly as it rolled. I blushed at the noises it was making... It made me happy that I was home and nowhere else...

Itachi entered my room... Not even bothering to knock...

"I-Itachi... Get out..."

He smirked.

"Why?~ Did I interrupt something?~"

I groaned.

"No... My stomach hurts and I want to be left alone..."

"Awe~ poor thing~"

He chuckled, taunting me as I squinted.

"Leave me alone..."

Itachi smirked, placing a hand on my belly.

My belly continued to roll as he giggled.

"Damn... It sounds angry~ what did you eat?~"

I growled.

"I said leave me alone!"

"Shut it, fool..."

I attempted to kick him but he just grabbed my leg.

I twisted slightly so my bottom was toward him.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffrrffffffft!

"Sasuke!"

I sighed as he shook his head in disgust.

"Damn... You stink..."

I only giggled.

"I told you to leave me alone~"

"A little fart isn't going to make me leave~"

"Well I have a million of them! So go away!"

"Psh! You can't have that much~"

"It really feels like it..."

PffFFFfffFFFt! Pffffrrrrrmmmp! Pooooot!

"How were those for you?~"

"I don't know how you smell so bad... It's disgusting..."

"Great! So get out!"

"No~"

"Okay! Now you're just being annoying!"

"Yep~ and I know you can't do a thing about it~"

"I dare you to let me fart on you~"

"... What?..."

"You heard me~ you say they're so bad but you won't leave~ in that case... I dare you to take it directly~"

"You're sick..."

"Hey~ let's not forget you're in my room~ so that means they're my rules~"

"Ugh... Fine... This is stupid... But if it will make you feel better... Then fine..."

"Good~"

Itachi laid next to me, waiting for me to do what I wanted.

I angled my ass so close that it was grazing his nose.

I'm not going easy~

Prrrrffffft! PrrrRRRRT! PRRMMMPPPT! Poooorrrrft! Prrrppppppt!

The release felt great but the smell was awful~.

I even managed to make my brother cough a little~.

"God dammit, Sasuke! Whatever you ate, never eat it again! That's horrible!"

I blushed at the fact that I had really bad gas as my brother coughed a bit more.

"Sorry, Itachi~ on the bright side... I'm feeling much better~"

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Word Count: 445

This is not incest! Just a friendly argument between the Uchiha brothers uwu.