Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Naruto, Kiba, and Konohamaru

   Naruto's POV

   Konohamaru and I were blowing up balloons for Kiba's party. He wasn't currently at his house so the two of us were hanging around until he got back.

Prrrrp!

   I looked over to Konohamaru seeing him blushing.

"Sorry! It just kinda slipped!"

   He smiled and scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"It's alright! It happens to everyone!"

   He blushed.

"I don't think I'm quite done..."

   I smiled and walked over to him.

"You don't have to hold it."

   He blushed.

Prpppt! Prrrrfffrrrt!

   I giggled.

"I have an idea~"

   I grabbed one of the balloons and sat down, pulling my pants down in the process. I got my anus as close as I could to the rubber and smirked.

PRRRRRRRPPPT! Prrrrrrpppt!

   Konohamaru blushed and smiled at me.

"D-dang, Naruto~"

   I giggled, grabbing a deflated balloon and crawling behind him. I pulled his pants down and put the opening over his hole. I smirked up and him and he blushed, getting my idea.

Pooooooofffft! Prrrrrppppt! Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffft!

   Konohamaru's air blew the balloon up and I tied it quickly. I grabbed another and handed it to him. I was on all fours in front of him and smirked back at him. He blushed, putting the opening over my hole.

"Make sure it's on there good~ don't let any of this slip out~"

   He blushed, nodding in understanding.

PRRP! PRRRRRRRRRRPPT! PRRRRRP!

   Again, the balloon inflated, me giggling. Konohamaru tied it and set it with his gas filled balloon.

"Great~ now let's wait until Kiba gets here~"

   A few minutes later Kiba walked in the door to see how it was going. I grabbed a balloon and jumped in front of him.

"Hey, Kiba!"

"Hey! How's it going?"

"Great! We have something for you!"

"Oh? What is it?"

   I held the balloon to him and he looked at it in confusion. I dug my fingers into the rubber and it popped.

   He winced at the sudden sound but then smelled the horrible odor.

"Oh my God!"

   He waved his hand in front of his nose in disgust. I giggled at his reaction, grabbing the other one and popping it as well. Another wave of stench hit him as he coughed.

"God dammit, Naruto! Did you do that in all of them?!"

"No~ just two~ one from each of us~"

"You two are so gross!"

   Konohamaru giggled as I smirked at him. Kiba scoffed at the fact that we were teaming up on him.

"Kiba~ you should fart too~"

   He growled.

"On you?..."

"Sure~ I don't care~"

   I grabbed another balloon, sitting on it gently as it was between my legs and smashed on my ass.

Poorrrrppt! Prrrrppppt!

   Konohamaru did the same next to me.

Pfffft! Prrrrrrrrrpppt! Prrrpt!

   I smirked up at Kiba.

"Your turn~"

   He sighed, pulling his pants down and sitting on a balloon like us.

Prrrrrrrffffft! Prrrrrmmmpppt!

"Hehehe~ good~"

   He rubbed his ass on the balloon and then shoved it into my face.

"Smell that, bastard!"

   I sniffed the balloon happily, him smirking.

"Heh~ so gross, Naruto~"

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   Word Count: 518

   Finally got it done! (´✪ω✪')♡