Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto

Sasuke's POV

Naruto... Usuratonkachi...

He gave Neji and I ramen with something that doesn't seem to be sitting right with me...

I didn't excuse myself from our little sleepover or whatever... I just disappeared into the bathroom...

I can't let it slip in front of them...

I quietly entered Naruto's bathroom, sitting on the floor still clenching.

It didn't sound like anyone was near me so now might be good...

I spread my legs, unclenching my asscheeks.

Fffrrrrrp!

"Hgn..."

I didn't even need to push, I had to fart so bad...

That's not even close to the end though...

I hummed, inhaling to relax...

Then exhaling from both ends...

Prrrrrrp! Prrfffft!

I moaned at the feeling of the air slipping out of my buttocks as I listened for any growth of volume from the others.

Nothing changed~.

I raised a leg to spread my anus more, feeling it exiting without any extra effort.

Prrrt! Prrrrp! Prrrfffffft!

"Ah~"

It was an amazing relief~.

However, my body was constantly making more gas.

"Mmm~ fuck, dobe... What was in that ramen?..."

Prmmmlllrrrrp!

I heard footsteps...

My eyes widened as I put my leg down and clenched again.

There was a knock...

"S-Sasuke?... Are you in there?..."

It was Neji...

"Yes... What do you want?..."

"... Can... I come in?... I can't hold it any longer..."

I blushed.

"Fine..."

Neji came in with me, locking the door behind him.

He looked at me with curiosity.

"What are you doing in here anyway?..."

"Hn..."

I looked away, blushing as Neji bent over in pain.

"Nagh!"

Poooooooffffft! Pooooorrrrmmmmlllllpt!

I blushed at Neji's humongous blast as he panted.

"Agh... Sorry..."

"..."

Neji blushed.

"I-I'm-"

"Me too..."

There was an awkward silence with a faint sound of both of our bellies rolling.

"Ramen didn't agree with you either I see..."

I looked away in embarrassment.

"Nope..."

He sat down next to me.