Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (7)

   Sasuke's POV

   My stomach rolled as I sat on my couch, trying to digest. I knew I was going to have gas... But I didn't know when exactly... I just have to relax and-

"Hey, Sasuke!"

   Of course...

   I growled at my overly excited boyfriend coming home from training. I didn't want to train because I was too lazy today for some reason... But now I really feel sluggish...

"Gee... What's with the look?"

   I looked away.

"What do you want?..."

"Well! I was wondering if we could take a shower together! We've been in a relationship for a little while and I would love to try it!"

   I groaned.

"Now?..."

"Yeah! Why not?! Is something wrong?..."

   I could tell him but... I don't really want him to get concerned... It was nothing anyway...

"No... I'm fine. Let's just do it."

   Naruto bounced into the bathroom, me shuffling behind.

   When I got to the bathroom, he already had his clothes mostly off. I smiled weakly and casually took mine off as well.

   We got into the shower together and we started to soap up when my gas finally decided to show up.

   He shouldn't mind...

Pppprrrppppt!

"Mmm~"

   The water made it sound nice and wet as Naruto blushed in awe as well as some confusion.

"Sorry..."

   I wasn't embarrassed. Farting felt nice and Naruto does it all the time around me.

Poofft!

"Aaah~"

   I blushed and turned around to see Naruto blushing with a hard dick. I smirked, bending over to show my gassy hole.

Prrfft!

   I heard a moan from Naruto as I giggled and sat down, turning to face him. He sat down with me as I smirked.

   I put shampoo in my hair and began washing it.

Prrmmpplllp!

"Sasuke~"

   He bucked his hips slightly, me giggling.

"If you be good while I wash my hair~ maybe I'll give you a taste~ just be patient~"

   Naruto groaned as I scrubbed my hair. I rinsed out all the soap and smirked at my horny fox waiting anxiously. I licked my lips and raised a leg, resting it on the wall.

Pppprrrrrffft!

   I moaned, teasing him and causing him to bite his lip.

"Sasuke~ please~ I want~"

"Just wait~"

   He whined as I added conditioner to my hair and rinsed it to make it soft.

"Okay~ ready, Naru?~"

"Yes~ do something~"

   I giggled and put my behind in his face while on all fours.

Prrrrrrpppppppt!

   Naruto moaned and shoved his face into my cheeks.

Pooofft!

"Aaah~ excuse me, Naruto~"

   Naruto was deep inside my asscrack at this point as I hummed.

Pprrp! Prrp! Pooooffft!

   Naruto moaned as he smothered himself with my ass.

"I think I'm out..."

   He whined, taking his face out as I giggled.

PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRPPPPPMMMMPPPPT!

"Just kidding~"

   He sniffed my ass and gave me a spank.

"You asshole~"

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   Word Count: 484

   Sorry for taking so long... I usually do this before bed and I was way too tired to focus the past couple days. I suddenly have ideas coming in that I have to write so that's a good thing!

   Only one more day of school till Christmas break! Hopefully I'll be able to get more out within the next two weeks!

   Let's hope! (〃^ω^〃)