Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasusaku (2)

   Sasuke's POV

   I came back from a mission and Sakura wanted to watch a movie with me. I agreed but I really just wanted to go to bed... I was so tired...

   We sat on the couch and she cuddled up to me. I just sat there and stared blankly.

   I wasn't even really watching the movie... I was too distracted by the gassy feeling in my intestines. Honestly... Where did this shit come from?... My asshole was basically begging to open and let out my toxic fumes. I just kept it tightly closed and made it seem like I didn't have a problem.

   A few minutes passed and I was becoming closer to passing gas... I was trying to hold it with the most restraint I had in me.

   Soon, pain was added to my discomfort... I had to let it out... Somehow... I just prayed that my asshole would be nice to me and let it out softly, hopefully not smelling too bad either... I don't want to alert Sakura...

Poot!

   I blushed, looking away. My anus opened subconsciously, letting out a small, high pitched noise. Sakura blushed.

"Was that you, Sasuke?"

"Hn... What makes you think that was me?..."

"You're a human... Everyone does it..."

"Not an Uchiha..."

"Yeah right... Just face the facts... You farted and you're too embarrassed to confess..."

   I growled.

"I didn't fa-!"

PRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFT!

   I groaned as Sakura looked concerned.

"Ooo... Sasuke... Are you feeling okay?..."

   I growled, lifting my leg towards her.

PRRRPPPPT! PRRFFFFFFFFFFFT!

"Smell that..."

"Sas-!"

   I grabbed the back of Sakura's head and pulled her nose to my ass.

Prrrrrffft!

   Sakura sniffed as I giggled.

"Hn~ like that?~"

   Sakura buried her nose into my ass as I chuckled.

Prrrrrfffffffft!

"Sasuke~ more~"

   I giggled and pushed.

Peeeerrrrmmmpppt!

"Mmm~ you like that smell?~"

"Yeah~"

   I bit my lip and smirked.

   Now I know what to do if I get horny~.

   Things have been a bit different since then. I fart in front of her all the time now and she'll sniff it.

   It's a bit odd but I don't hate it~.

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   Word Count: 363

   I was bored out of my mind today so I ended up writing this early! (〃^ω^〃).