Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (13) Part Two (Shikamaru)

   Naruto's POV

   Shikamaru was over my house because we planned on hanging out today. We were currently sitting on my bed talking about random things. I was in the center with Sasuke and Shikamaru on both sides of me. Because Sasuke is naturally an asshole he would somehow distract me from Shikamaru in the middle of a deep conversation. Sasuke loved to see us get frustrated because Shikamaru would give him shit.

"Sasuke! Will you fucking leave already?! You're ruining our quality time together!"

"Relax, loser~ I'm just trying to have fun too~"

"Well, it's not fun for Naruto and I so why don't you just go back to your ghost town where you came from!"

"Damn~ ignorant much?~"

"I'm not being ignorant! I don't want you here! No one ever did!"

"Naruto does~ he wants me more than you~"

   I decided to chime in.

"Guys... Will you please just knock it off?"

   Shikamaru growled as Sasuke giggled.

"Whatever~"

   I could tell Sasuke was a bit pissed off but wasn't showing it.

   Sasuke's anger turned sinister as soon as I heard his belly rumble.

   I glanced over, seeing an obvious smirk on his face. I knew what was coming... But I was a bit nervous to see what was about to happen...

   I saw Sasuke lean to point his ass at me but was probably aiming at Shikamaru.

Ppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrft!

   I blushed at the small moan he made after, Shikamaru in confusion.

   The scent hit me like a pile of bricks.

"Sasuke! Again?!"

   He giggled.

"What?~ it was just a fart~ calm down~"

   I groaned, Shikamaru catching a whiff of Sasuke's blast.

"Ho. Ly. Shit... That smells awful..."

   I sighed.

"One night he got really gassy and blew up my bed all night..."

"Wow... Sorry bro..."

"Nah... It's okay. I just never thought I'd find someone with worse gas than you!"

   Shikamaru seemed jealous... Of course Sasuke sensed it.

"What's wrong, Shikamaru?~ can't accept that my farts smell worse?~"

"No! It's just all of my life Naruto always said mine smelled the worst and I took pride in that... Why do you just fly in and ruin everything?!"

   Sasuke laughed evilly, seeming to really enjoy this.

"I'm an Uchiha, Shikamaru~ we naturally have bad gas~ you technically still have the worst farts for someone that's not an Uchiha~"

"I guess..."

"Hmm... Since we're on this topic~"

   Sasuke got up, walking over to Shikamaru. He tried to push him over but he fought back. I tried to push Sasuke away to attempt to help my comrade but every time Sasuke was losing, he would bite us. That shit hurts... I don't like when he bites down...

   Sasuke managed to get himself onto Shikamaru's face soon letting out everything inside.

Pppppprrrrrrrfffft! PppppppppRRRRRRRRRRRTTT! BRLLLMMMMMPHT! Brrrrrrfffffft! Puurt! Purt! Purrrrrrrrrrrrfffft!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!~"

   Sasuke's tongue rolled out of his mouth as he let every last stinky rip onto Shikamaru's face.

"That's for kneeing me in the ass, loser!"

   The smell was killing me... I was surprised that Shikamaru was still awake, let alone alive after all that...

"Hehehe~ if you piss me off again I swear next time your mouth will be my toilet~ understand?~"

   Sasuke got off of Shikamaru to hear his answer.

   Shikamaru nodded frantically.

"Alright~ remember~ next time you piss me off~ there will be a long turd down your throat~"

   I shuddered at the thought as Sasuke giggled.

"Anyway... I'm going to get rid of my waste the normal way this time... Continue talking~"

   Sasuke left as I tended to Shikamaru.

"Damn... I'm so sorry, Shikamaru... I tried to help you... But... His bites got to me... I'm really sorry..."

"Meh... It's alright... I enjoyed it a bit anyway... Wanna play a game or something?"

"Oh okay... Sure!.......... Wait... WHAT?!"

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   I'd love it if Sasuke farted on me like that. Shikamaru is so lucky (//////////*´﹃｀*//////////).