Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Gaanaru (2) Part 3 (Sasunaru)(Lee)

   Naruto's POV

"Hey... Sasuke... Since we're dating... There's something I need to tell you..."

   Sasuke was in my room as he sipped his tea and looked at me with his adorable onyx eyes. 

"What is it, Naru?"

"U-um... Well... Remember... That incident with Gaara?..."

"Yeah?"

"W-well... He shoved his finger up my ass and told me he loves me... I... Turned him down because I said I loved you."

   Sasuke remained calm but I could see a hint of jealousy in his eyes. 

"It's alright, Naru~ but I'll kill him if he does it again... Alright?"

"O-okay... A-also... I think... I mean... I kinda know... I... H-have... U-uh..."

"T-t-t-t-t-today junior!"

"Heh heh... Uh... This is just so embarrassing..."

"What is it?"

"I... Have a... Fart... Kink..."

   There was an awkward pause... I was just waiting to be laughed at... 

"Aaaaaaaaaaawe!~ that's so sweet and innocent!"

"Y-you don't... Hate me?"

"Of course not! That's so cute!"

"T-thanks!"

   Sasuke's POV

   Gaara, Lee, Naruto and I have become closer with an addition of my dobe being my boyfriend. 

   Gaara wants Naruto but... He really ships us a lot? I guess that's good... I do kinda want to make him jealous because of what he did to my Naruto... 

   We were all planning to hang out today so I wanted to make myself gassy. 

   I made sure I ate a lot for breakfast. I just ate anything I saw... That was food. I needed to mix things to make my gas stronger. 

   When Lee got to my house, I got into the backseat of his car. Don't ask me how he has this thing... I don't know...

   Gaara was in the passenger seat and we were on our way to pick up Naruto. 

   When we got there, my dobe climbed into the back with me. 

"Hey baby~"

"Hey!"

   I giggled at his cuteness as we went down the road. 

   Gaara and Lee were blasting music so it was pretty loud in the car. 

   That's when I felt gas~.

   I leaned a bit as I let a silent one go. 

   A pretty lame start but... The silent ones always smell the worst~.

   I glanced over to Naruto and caught him sniffing with a smile on his face. 

   I just wanted to rip on him so hard once I saw that~.

"Damn! Did someone fart?!"

   I giggled at Lee's comment, Naruto looking startled. 

"That's kinda hot, Lee~"

   I noticed Naruto blush at what Gaara had just said. 

   Gaara and Naruto must both have the same kink... 

   I leaned up against the door as soon as everyone was distracted again. The music was loud so I could easily crack off a louder one. 

Prrrrrrrp! 

   The two in the front didn't hear it but Naruto definitely did~.

   I didn't look back but I could practically feel Naruto's hungry eyes staring my ass down. 

   He wanted it~.

   I smirked at him as he blushed and quickly turned away. 

   The next part... Wasn't the safest... But I trusted Lee enough. 

   I took off my seatbelt and scooted over to my slightly aroused boyfriend.

   I laid on my side, Naruto staring at my ass again as I attempted to amuse him. 

Pppprrrrp! 

   Naruto blushed, leaning in a bit to smell. 

   I giggled and sat in his lap. 

Prprprprpepepepepeperrrp! 

   Naruto hummed at the feeling of me farting in his lap as he began grinding up on me. 

   This is when I decided to take it a step forward for my dobe~.

   I leaned on Gaara's seat in front of us and raised my ass to his face. 

Prrrrppp! Prrrrrprprprprprrrffft! 

   My eyes flew up as my tongue stuck out of my mouth. It felt so good~ but what felt even better was... Naruto's face in my ass. 

   He was loving this~.

Prrrrrfft! Prrrrrp! Prrrraaaaapooooooooffrrt! 

   I closed my eyes, feeling the air escape as Naruto happily sniffed my fumes. 

"Uuuh... What are you guys doing?..."

   That's when I realized we arrived... And they shut the music off halfway through that last one... 

   We stayed in position, shocked by the confused Lee and the smug Gaara. 

   How the fuck am I going to explain this?... 

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   Word Count: 716

   I know cars don't exist in Naruto but I really wanted to do this idea.

   Also, I feel a tad emotionally unstable because I had a panic attack today but I do have some good news! I have two completely new ideas for this book so look forward to that!

   I also want to write a fart book about team seven but idk if I'm going to wait on that since I'm currently writing Two Way Slaves. I'll eventually get to that hopefully! (〃^ω^〃)