Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Narushika (7)

   Shikamaru's POV

   Naruto and I were sitting in the grass in a field alone, just enjoying ourselves and the day.

   We were just talking about whatever came to mind.

Purrrurrrrffffft!

"Naruto!"

"O-oh! O-oh my God... I-I'm so sorry... Eh..."

   Naruto brought his knees up to his chest as he awkwardly hugged them.

   I smirked at how adorable he was, feeling a little gas myself.

PPRRRRRRP!

   Naruto gawked at me as I giggled.

"What?~"

"I-I... Wow! U-um... Nice one!"

   I giggled as he began to get smug.

   He laid down on his back and lifted his leg.

Prrurrurrurrrrrrt! Ppprrt! Ppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Pffffffffrt!

"Aaah~"

   I giggled and smirked.

"Are you challenging me?~"

"Hehehe~ maaaaybe~"

"Ooh!~ Really now?~ are you sure you want to do that?~"

"Yes~"

"Awe~ look folks~ we got a confident little shit here~"

   I booped his nose.

"Hey! Don't call me a little shit, Smelly Shika~"

"Hehehe~ why not?~ you are~"

"What?!"

"Hehehe~ oh nothing~"

   Naruto growled, me smirking and getting onto him so we were in a sixty nine position.

"Get ready, Naru~ I'm not gonna go easy on you~"

   I crushed his face between my cheeks as he moaned.

"Awe~ someone's enjoying this~"

PPPRRRP!

"Ooo~ that was a loud one~ sorry about that~"

  Naruto just sniffed as I giggled.

PrrrrrrrRRRFT!

   I pushed my gas onto Naruto's face as he moaned from under me.

Ppppprrrrrrfffft!

   I lifted up so he could speak.

"How's it smell, Naru?"

"Fucking hot~"

   I giggled.

"I'm not sure that's a smell, Naru~"

"Shikamaru~ I have more~"

   I giggled, placing my nose at his rear as he spread his legs.

"R-ready?"

"Go ahead~"

Ppfffrff!

   Naruto groaned as I sniffed.

"Hahaha! Lame!"

"W-wait! I got more~"

   I smirked, digging my face in more as he grunted under me.

PrrrrrRRRRRRFT!

"J-Jesus!"

   Naruto grunted more, letting his gas slip.

Prrreeeerrrrrprprprprprrrrrp!

"U-uggh~"

   Naruto's grunts and little comments made this moment a lot sexier~.

Prrrrrreeeeeerp! Prrrrrraaaaarsht!

"S-shit..."

   I sniffed his ass again, hearing him whine.

"S-Shikamaru..."

"Yeah?~"

"I-I think I sharted..."

"N-Naru!"

"S-sorry... I thought... I'd impress you... I-I didn't mean to shit... I got a bit cocky..."

   I giggled.

"You little shit~"

"H-hey!"

   I could practically feel the heat radiating off Naruto's face from his blush.

"You're my little shit~"

"G-God dammit, Shikamaru... I love you..."

"Hehehe~ I love you too~"

"Heh heh... W-what?!"

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   Word Count: 414

   Any requests because my brain's kinda dead with this rn x3.