Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (9)

(SCAT WARNING!)

   Naruto's POV

   I woke up in Sasuke's house. The problem was... I don't remember spending the night here... Another problem was... I was a lot smaller... I was probably about the height of a soda can.

   I looked around, sitting on Sasuke's nightstand. He was sitting on his bed smirking at me.

"Hey~"

"Sasuke! What the heck did you do to me?!"

   He giggled.

"What's it look like, dobe?"

"Why?!"

   Sasuke picked me up and put his finger on my crotch, rubbing it.

"H-hey! C-cut that out! Stop it!"

   Sasuke giggled placing me in the back of his pants.

   I laid in the back of his boxers, smelling the smell of pure ass. I heard him giggle.

"Get comfortable~ you're going to be there all day~"

   I got nervous the moment I realized the average human farts about fifteen times a day... Eh! Who am I kidding?! This is Sasuke Uchiha! He'd never pass gas in front of anyone! Not even me!

   What I didn't know was... He had a lot in store for me...

   I was tossed around a little and I saw his butt jiggle a bit when he walked, giving me a hard on. Out of curiosity I spread his cheeks to see his asshole.

   It was adorable~.

   It was pink and perfectly shaped~. It looked nice and tight as well~. The look of it made me drool~. He just looked so good~. If I was big right now, I'd find a way to get my dick inside there~.

   He sat down, me slipping into his crack as I began to blush.

   I guess he was eating breakfast... I'm not exactly sure...

   After a couple minutes of being crushed by his ass, he stood up and went to training. I heard Sakura... I tried to say something but I guess no one could hear me...

Ffft!

   Oh my God! Sasuke just farted! Oh God it stinks!

   It wasn't very fun being in Sasuke's pants during training... I was tossed around so much and his ass got kinda sweaty...

   Kakashi asked where I was and Sasuke said I was sick... Basturd... He's sick!

   It was finally time for him to go home. I heard him enter his house and walk to his room. As soon as he shut the door... He surprised me...

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFT!

   The smell was absolutely unbearable!

"Hehe~ smell that, dobe~ I've been holding that one for awhile~"

"Sasuke! You're disgusting!"

   He sat on his bed, almost crushing me to death again.

"I'd watch that mouth if I were you~ I could do anything to you right now you know~"

   I made shadow clones appear in his pants to see what he would do.

"Oh?~ shadow clones?~ hn~ no problem~"

Ppppprrrrrppppt!

   I heard him laugh as all of my clones disappeared... His gas was that powerful?!

"Don't even try, dead last~"

   I growled, biting his ass.

Peeeerrrrrppppppppt!

   Sasuke laughed.

"Not understanding yet, dumbass?~ I'm so gassy~ I could just keep farting on you~"

   I whined.

"Let me out! Teme!"

Pprrrppppppppt!

   I heard him groan, getting up and walking.

   Now where's he going?...

   He pulled me out of his pants and smirked down at me.

   I took a look at my surroundings and realized... I was in the bathroom...

   He had a stupid smirk on his face as I growled.

"What are you planning, teme?!"

"Oh nothing~"

   He sat me on the sink and started to take his clothes off.

"Don't move... Or I'll make this so much worse than it needs to be..."

"What are you doing?!"

   He bent over so I could see his perfect hole again. He turned the water on in the shower and smirked, picking me up.

   He took my clothes off and took me into the shower.

"Hehe~ a bit small in the lower region, Naruto?~"

"Shut up, teme! I'd look bigger if I was actual size!"

   Sasuke giggled and rubbed my asshole on the tip of his cock.

"Sasuke! No! That won't fit!"

   Sasuke laughed, sitting down and placing me on the tub floor.

"Alright, dobe~ ready?~"

"For what?! Tell me, asshole!"

Pppppppprrppppt!

   A nice wet fart escaped Sasuke's anus as I blushed.

"You already did that to me, teme..."

"Just wait~"

   Sasuke squatted and scrunched up his face. Soon a turd slid out as he moaned.

"Aaah~ that felt amazing~"

"T-t-teme!"

"Hnng..."

Pppppppprrrrrrrrrppppppt!

   A few more small turds fell out as he moaned loudly.

"S-Sasuke... That's... A lot of shit..."

"I had to go~ and I wanted to give you the full view~"

   I growled as he chuckled.

"Don't worry~ you'll return back to normal tomorrow~ as for today~ I'm going to torture that tiny nose of yours~"

   I growled not liking the sound of that...

   I am so getting him back when I'm big again...

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   Word Count: 816

   This idea just came to me randomly and sorry that this took so long... I've been working on it off and on for a few days... It took awhile because this ended up being a long chapter x3.

   Part two? :3

   I told my friend about this book... And... HE DOESN'T HATE ME!!! (´✪ω✪')♡(´✪ω✪')♡(´✪ω✪')♡ I'm so happy you have no idea!!!

   See ya for now! (〃^ω^〃)