Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (13)

   Naruto's POV

   It was nighttime and Sasuke and I were laying in my bed when I heard a low growl from him.

"Did you just growl?"

"... No... It's my damn stomach..."

"Oh? Are you alright?"

   His belly rumbled again, him turning on his side.

"Push."

"H-huh? I don't think I'm giving birth, Naruto..."

"No... Open your anus."

"That's weird, Naru..."

"Please? It will help."

"F-fine..."

   There were a few seconds and then...

PRRRRRP!

"Ah! Naruto!"

"Shh~ you just farted~ calm down~"

   Sasuke giggles, soon groaning again.

"It still feels weird, Naru..."

"Fart again~"

   He grunted.

PpppppppprrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
"Naruto~"

"Does that feel good?~"

"Yes~"

"Good~ you can do it in front of me but no one else~"

"Mmm~ it feels so good~"

   That's when the smell must have hit him...

"Oh..."

"Meh... The smell doesn't really bother me. You could fart on my face and I wouldn't care."

"... Oh?~"

"Sasuke..."

"Well if you wouldn't care~ would you want me to?~

"Sasuke..."

"Hehehe~"

   Sasuke's belly was beginning to bubble again.

"Hehehe~ you sure you don't want to sniff this, Naru?~"

"Eh... I'm alright..."

"Alright~"

PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

   It lasted about ten to fifteen seconds before dying down. The smell that followed was the most putrid odor I've ever smelled. It was worse than Shikamaru's and his were awful.

"God damn, Sasuke! That's the worst smell I've ever experienced!"

   Sasuke sniffed, seeming satisfied with the foul stench.

"Sasuke! How do you manage to create such strong gasses?!"

"Aah~"

Ppprrp!

"I think it smells wonderful~ also... I thought smells didn't bother you?~"

"They usually don't! Shikamaru's are extremely pungent but even they don't bother me!"

"Hehehe~ I'm just a gassy boy, Naruto~"

"Yes but Shikamaru has farted right in my face as a joke many times and I didn't care! How are yours so bad?!"

"I don't know, Naru~ I'm stinky~"

"Next time... I'm bringing Shikamaru~"

"Oh?~ why?~"

"So he can experience that nasty hole of yours~"

"Hehehe~ can I fart on him for kneeing me in the ass that one time for picking on you?~"

"Hey... You kind of deserved that..."

"That hurt like hell, Naru!"

"Well! You shouldn't have been so mean!"

"Naruto~ I'm still gassy~ I could rip it on your face in point two seconds if I wanted~"

"Sasuke..."

Pppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrft!

   The stench returned in a matter of seconds, me waving my hand in front of my nose.

"Sasuke! Oh my God!"

"Hehehe~ have fun sleeping tonight, Naru~"

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   Word Count: 420

   Lovely word count x3.

   Part two? :3