Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Naruto X Reader X Sasuke

   Your POV

   You were taking a little walk in the woods when two boys caught your eye. They seemed to be arguing about something... It sounded like they were arguing about who had the worst farts...

   You blushed, eavesdropping on their conversation when the raven haired one looked in your direction.

"I know you're there... What do you want?..."

   You blushed and peaked around the tree.

"Sorry... Just interested in the conversation..."

"Hn... I told this idiot not to be so loud... Besides... You have no business here... Get lost..."

   You shuddered at his cold attitude and began walking away.

"Wait!"

   The blonde ran after you, causing you to stop in your tracks.

"Why are you interested?"

"Huh?... Oh... I just wanted to see where it went... I'm kinda into that stuff so I wouldn't mind seeing some cute boys farting in the woods. Call me a pervert but it's true..."

   You heard some evil giggling approaching you from behind.

"Do you want to smell our farts or something?~"

"U-uh! Well..."

   You didn't know how exactly to respond as the raven giggled some more.

"We'll let you smell it if that's what you want~"

   You blushed just thinking about it, causing you to feel a bit horny.

   You wanted them to unleash their smells right on your face.

   You wanted to see both of their assholes as they kissed your nose when they farted.

   You wanted it... Bad...

"Hehe~ I know you want this~ Naruto and I can help you with that desire~ we're both insanely gassy~"

   Naruto looked shocked at the ravens words.

"Sasuke! This is someone we don't even know! Why would you even suggest?!"

"They want it~ I can see it in their face~"

   You blushed.

"P-please... Go ahead..."

   You sat down and waited for any sort of attention.

   Naruto was blushing and Sasuke had a sinister smirk on his face.

"Sasuke... Are you sure about this?..."

"Shut up, dobe~ let's just do it~"

   You blushed as Sasuke's behind got really close to your face.

Prrrrffft!

   You moaned and smashed your face into his asscrack.

"Ooo~ freaky I see~"

Pfffft!

   You put your arms around his waist as you inhaled his wonderful scent.

   Naruto put his ass next to Sasuke's, catching your attention.

PRRRPPPT!

   You let go of Sasuke and sniffed Naruto's ass.

   You rubbed yourself as Sasuke giggled.

"Touching yourself now?~ damn~ you really do love this~"

"Yes~"

   You moaned out causing both of them to giggle.

PpppRRRRPPPT!

"Ah~ Naruto, yes~"

"Like that?~"

"Yes~ please more~"

   Sasuke smashed his ass on your face and sandwiched you to the tree.

Prrrmmpppt!

   You moaned and rubbed your face in his crack.

Prrmp!

   Sasuke was smothering you with his adorable ass as you took it all in.

"Sasuke! Lemme!"

"No, dobe~"

"I have gas too! Lemme fart!"

"Go ahead~"

"Lemme in!"

   Sasuke scoffed and eased up on the pressure to your face.

   Naruto pushed Sasuke away slightly to get his rear on your face.

Ppppprrfft! PpPPPPPRRT!

   You sucked in Naruto's juicy farts as he moaned at his release.

Pprrppt! Prrp! Prrrrrrrrppppt!

   You were absolutely loving this~.

"Naruto! Sasuke! I've been looking everywhere for you!"

   Naruto got off of your face as you were still in complete bliss.

"Heh heh... Hey Kakashi!"

"Hn..."

   Kakashi looked down at you.

"Who's this?"

   Sasuke gave an evil giggle as Naruto smiled.

"Our new friend!"

   Sasuke smirked.

"Friend? They're just some weirdo that likes to sniff farts~"

"No! They're our friend that likes to sniff farts!"

   Kakashi looked utterly confused at what was happening as Naruto smiled at you.

"How were they?!"

   You smiled with pleasure.

"Ten out of ten~ would sniff again~"

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   Word Count: 625

   My fantasy at its finest~ 🤤