Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunaru (11)

(SCAT AND SMUT WARNING!)

   Sasuke's POV

   I am Naruto's pet and my dobe of a master wasn't at his house at the moment. I was sitting on the bed, naked and bored. I was always naked... That's how Naruto liked me. Bare and showing off my pale skin. I also crawled most of the time instead of walked. Naruto liked me to act like an actual pet.

   Of course this came with issues for him~. I was very mischievous and never listened to what he wanted. I was too busy trying to piss him off to care.

   He always gives me punishments but I never learn. What this dobe doesn't learn is that I don't either. I like the punishments so why would I stop trying to make him angry?

   I smirked, an idea and a feeling forming. I got off the bed and crawled into the living room and onto the couch. I squatted, pushing a turd out of my asshole.

   I snickered, not feeling done. I crawled into the kitchen and went under the table, pushing out another turd.

   I laughed, loving my plan. I smirked and reached for his blender, taking another shit inside of it.

   God, he's gonna hate me~.

   I then went to his bed and lifted up his covers, finishing my shitting in there. I covered up my evidence and patiently waited for Naruto to get home.

   Naruto entered the house and came up to his bedroom, unaware of the shit I scattered around. He walked in and I smiled at him. He pet my head and finally began to smell something. I smirked, noticing his concern and disgust.

"Sasuke... Do you smell something?"

   I gave him innocent eyes and curled up on the bed. I was near the bottom of the bed so Naruto could lift up the cover. I guess he could tell where it was coming from...

   He saw my shit and squinted at me as I gave a prideful smirk.

"Sasuke~ That's naughty~"

   I giggled.

"What are you going to do about it, idiot?~"

"Watch that mouth..."

"Ooo~ I'm scared~"

   Naruto growled in disapproval and shook his head. He got supplies and cleaned up my mess.

"Should probably wash these sheets completely but first... Get that naughty ass over here..."

   I giggled, jumping off the bed and trying to crawl away. Naruto grabbed my hips as I squealed, being lifted up. I kicked and tried to fight my way out.

"You're not getting away, bad boy..."

   He sat on the bed and laid me over his lap. I heard a slap and felt a sudden stinging feeling on my asscheeks. I whined out of instinct but actually loved the feeling.

   Naruto slapped my ass again, me growling seductively. He spanked me again and I moaned, my cock hard in his lap.

"Hehehe~ you like that, bad boy?~"

   I moaned and he giggled.

"Good~"

   He placed me next to him, me whining.

"I need to go clean the sheets now... I'm going to go do that and then get something to eat so you be good for a little bit..."

   He sounded threatening but I had no reason to get into any more mischief.