Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasunarusaku

   Naruto's POV

   I was sitting up against a large tree with the rest of my team, waiting for Kakashi.

   Sakura was ranting about how Kakashi was always late to Sasuke, me trying to join the conversation. Of course I was left out of it...

Prrrrrft!

   Sakura snapped her head in my direction as she began to yell at me.

   That got her attention~.

"Naruto! That is no way to act in public! That's disgusting! You can't just-"

Poooooffffft!

   Sakura turned and gave Sasuke a shocked expression.

"S-Sasuke!"

"Hn..."

   I smirked.

   If he's attempting to compete with me, I'll definitely beat him!

   I lifted my leg slightly for a better angle.

PrrrRRRRRFFFT! Prrrrrpppppppp! Prrrrfffft!

   Sakura was holding her nose as I gave a smirk.

"Try me, Sasuke~"

   He growled, getting up and pinning me so my face was smashed between the tree and his ass.

   I yelled muffled things to him but he gave no mercy...

Pooooorrrrrrrfffffpppppt! Prrrrrrfffppppt! BRRRRMMMLLP! Pooorrt! Poooffft!

   I could barely take the awful smell he just unleashed on my face but I had to deal...

"G-gross, teme!"

"Hn... You started it~"

   Sakura was surprised with what she was witnessing, coughing from the mix of our smells.

"Now Sakura... If what I just did is so disgusting... Does that mean you'll leave me alone?..."

   She growled as he smirked.

   I'll get him one day...

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   Word Count: 242

   Sorry this was so short... I'm extremely tired and this was all I had for the idea (∩´﹏'∩).