The Assasination Game

Shitty Jokes

Winter break has FINALLY rolled around, and people were ecstatic.
Goodbyes were said, and tears were shed(why? It's only two weeks), and plans for the season were made.

Today was also the day when America and his friends would be visiting his mom.
He waited on the sidewalk in front of the school for his friends to show up.

I can't believe that Mére and Dad were out this week, of all weeks. It's like, the perfect party opportunity! After visiting Mamá, of course.

A few moments passed, and Germany and Canada arrived, talking to each other about something America could care less to listen to.
Philippines came along very soon, after, just before he received a text from Japan, saying she and South Korea would meet him there later, and for him to send the address.

Once he'd done that, he insisted waiting longer for Russia.

A beep sounded from down the road, and he looked to see a black Lada Granta rolling up in front of them.
The window rolled down and a very familiar country leaned out the window to smirk at them.

"Russia, this is your car?!" America yelled.

Germany fawned over the car like the automotive fanatic he was, and Canada chuckled.

"Where did you get this?"

"I got it few months ago from car dealership just outside town. Saved a lot of money to get it."

"This is your car!" America repeated.

"Yes, I went through a lot to get it too, so don't mess it up."

"W-wha..."

"C'mon, I'll drive you all," he said.

America and Germany both jumped up and down like excited children before rushing around the side for the front passenger seat.
Both grasped the handle at the same time.

"Move it, Gerry, I call shotgun!"

"I don't even know what that means! I'm sitting in front!"

"Hell no, I will fight you," America declared.

"Yeah, well--" Germany faltered for second in thought.
Then he grinned, showing off his sharp teeth.

He released the car handle, hands up in surrender, a smile playing at his lips.

"Fine, you can sit in front. I'll just have to enjoy the backseat then."

"Ha ha!" America laughed triumphantly, "damn straight, you will!"

America quickly opened the door and slid into passenger seat next to Russia.

Germany smirked and took the seat behind America. Philip and Canada were already inside, and Canada went to talk to Germany. But he was shushed, Germany pointing to Russia and America while mouthing, 'watch.'

"Hey, Russi, how're you doing?"

"I-I'm doing well. You?"

"Pretty good. Way better now that you're here!"

Russia blushed fairly visibly, and his eyes widened.

"Really?"

America nodded, "Oh totally! This car is awesome! I kind of prefer more off-road vehicles, but this is great!"

"O-oh," Russia said, sounding kind of disappointed, "I'm glad you like it."

"I don't know why you didn't show this baby off sooner! You could've picked up hella chicks in this! Or guys, I dunno," America said, mumbling a bit at the end.