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That night, America had made a group chat on messenger and added them all on there. Even the ones who weren't in the game any more. 

Welcome to the Fucking Show:

>America: wut up nerds? made this hella cool chat to keep all y'all up to date with the game

>Russia: what in the actual Блядь(blyat) is going on?

>Russia: why am I here?

>America: already said why. to keep up with the game

>Philippines: then why am I here? im not in the game??

>America: well, i didn't really feel like you guys should be left out. you guys should know how this ends.

>Canada: not sure this was entirely necessary, but go off I guess

>Germany: is there any reason why you're messaging us now?

>America: I thought it'd be cool to recap. go over the losses and wins today >:)

>Malaysia: And?

>America: well, y'all kind suck at this

>Indonesia: hey, I got two people before you shot me!

>Malaysia: one of them was your own boyfriend, you absolute maniac!

>South Korea: big oof lol

>Japan: O

>Philippines: you lucky you didn't get beat up, Indo

>Indonesia: he slapped me and ignored me the rest of the day

>Philippines: lmfao

>Japan: you deserve it lol

>South Korea: true shit, my guy

>America: ANYWAYS! I came to tell y'all the results of today

>America: to those of you still in the game, i assume you all know who has to shoot who, now?

>Japan: ye

>Russia: yeah?

>Poland: yes, and I'm scared

>America: yeah, you know what happens now, Poland >;)

>America: so this is the lineup for today:

>America: Poland->Japan; Japan->Canada; Russia->America; America->Poland

>Canada: wait, I'm still in the game, who do I have to get?

>America: oh yeah! Due to Russia having gotten rid of his assassin

>Russia: not much of an assassin, I can tell you that much

>South Korea: hey!

>America: Russia is Canada's new target!

>Canada: oh god

>Russia: guess I have to kill you off too, huh?

>Canada: please don't refer to it as "killing!"

>Canada: it's only a game!

>Russia: that I'm going to fucking win

>America: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

>Russia: as if. I'm coming for you first, America

>America: is that a promise ;)

>Russia: fucking disgusting

>America: UwU

>Russia: I'm fuckin done. I'm out

-Russia left the chat-

>America: oof

>Germany: I think you made him a little flustered lol

>America: lmao, that'd be super funny!

>Philippines: I'm going to bed. Gn

>America: nite Phil

>Germany: me too I'm tired

>Canada: same

>America: ah gucci gn to all y'all then

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