Senior year, the very last year of high school. Dahlia is determined to make it her best year yet! Nothing but positivity, good memories, and lots of fun!
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Doesn't sound realistic but we'll see.
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Wednesday, November 7th
{Dahlia's POV} ••••••••••••••••••
"Dahlia, when I was your age I was in the same predicament that you're in right now, except I was dealing with men—and not two of 'em. Seven of 'em. Mhm, believe it or not, I was sexier back then than I am today, and truth be told since it was such a small town there wasn't many women to pick from anyway. Hell, there was about a hundred or two, but only about twenty of us looked worth a damn. Anyway, that's why I had seven men fighting over me. It wasn't easy choosing who I wanted to be with because they all had nice qualities, but let me tell you, I had a system that worked just fine helping me make my decision!"
"Nana—"
"The elimination process wasn't easy. It was daunting, but it was worth it. The first step was figuring out penis sizes. Back then we couldn't just send each other pictures or nothing, it had to be the real thing, you know? And of course, if you ask a man to pull his dick out he's gonna want you to do something with it—"
"Now, Nana—"
"Which was fine by me cause that was part of the elimination process too, but that was a little further down the list. Okay, so I asked all seven of them to whip their little willies out—On seven separate occasions, of course. I'm a promiscuous woman but even I can't handle seven men at once. Anyway, the sizes ranged from five inches to eight inches. Anyone below seven had to go, so that got rid of four of them already. Then came the next part. You know, I don't care how nice and plump it is, if a man doesn't know how to move his hips the right way—"
"Nana—"
"Alright! I'll spare the details of that one! After having my fun with the three men I'd narrowed it down to, I managed to narrow it down to just two. What was his name...Sam? Child, Sam was the one I had to eliminate after that round. That man was packing, but the thing flopped like a fish no matter how much sucking and fucking—"
"Nana, please—"
"So anyways, it was down to, ugh...Mike and Bob, I believe their names were. I had them both take me on a date and you know, we just talked about this and that and I just figured out which one I liked more. I really liked Bob in the end and I ended up choosing him. But wouldn't you know it, his wife was mad as hell when she found out I chose him, so I had to go with Mike instead. We didn't last long, though. He was a drinker and he went to a bar and didn't come back one night. Apparently, he'd pissed a woman there off and, well...Some men just can't hold their arsenic like that lady in the movie 'Chicago' said." She chuckled before coughing. "I say all this to say that if I can choose from seven men, you can choose between two women...Course they don't have dicks so the first steps of the elimination process won't work for you...I guess whoever has the bigger pussy wins? I don't know."
