Literally no idea what this is, but here it is, may make a small series out of this but dont believe me because I'm lazy
This is a strong line of coke.
Not even crack.
Just coke.
Danny: the gorgeous, soft boi son
listens to Bring Me The Horizon all the time
possible pastel goth boi
George's favorite
Sweet tooth
Nickname: Leo, Lion Cub
Has a care bear??? Maybe???
Soft colors
"If I was an animal, I would be a bunny." "Yes, yes you would."
"*whispers* I have a stache of oreos under my bed, dont tell dad."
The youngest, fight me.
Dylan: stoner
Chaotic Idiot brother
Bob Marley all day every day
Possible Frank Zappa fanboy
W e ed
420 bro
All the memes
Green.
Loves Del Taco
Is 20 and still lives at home.
"Bro, like, you're killing my vibes" "shut the fuck up, you're a disappointment" "mom loves me"
Jorel: emo 1
B a n d -whatever is the fucking loudest-
Veggies
Has a tumblr, maybe myspace
Anime
Artist
Eminem.
Self deprecating memes
Danny's protector
"Wendy's is better than McDonald's fuck you" "dont you like not eat meat?" "NOT THE POINT DYLAN"
Plaid
Matt: emo 2
B a n d -drumline-
Curls
Black
Definitely has a tumblr
Band posts
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
Hottopic
Dylan's partner in crime
"Myspace is trash" "your trash!" "Jorel stop trying to not be like other people you fucking cop out"
Tired of his older brothers shit
Second youngest, idc
Hoodies
Jordan: m o t h e r
Bandaid and ibuprofen everywhere
911 on speed dial
Knows all the cops and doctors in town
Mom van
Sick baker
H o u s e w i f e
Loves his husband and kids
Worries about Jorel and Dylan constantly
"You CAN GET HEPATITIS FROM A PAPER CUT"
"QUICK WHATS 911 NUMBER???"
*hyperventilates*
"*Dyl literally just stubbed his toe*CHILDREN LOSE THEIR LIMBS ALL THE TIME GEORGE"
Loves all his kids
George: No. 1 dad
Builds decks
Baseball
Loves blue
Diet coke
Louie is the only who understands him
The cats annoy him
He doesnt even remember their names
''Wait we have cats?''
Burgers
Cooks because Jordan is too busy watching the kids
"Wait how many kids do I have?"
Proud of his band bois
"Dylan no"
"Danny I'm proud of you"
Dad beard
Beer
Annoyed by all his kids
"You get me dog"
*bark*
"Yep"
I'll do a part 2 to this
YOU ARE READING
Hollywood Undead Boy x Boy (Discontinued)
FanfictionI started this when I was like 16. I don't write for it anymore, still religiously listen to them though, but I'm not going to take it down. I hope I can keep it published for as long as I can because it's the only book I've ever been proud of writi...
