Hollywood Undead Boy x Boy (Discontinued)

Family™ 💐Mother Jordan💐

Just mother Jordan shitty headcanons/quotes
I got one from a friend of mine.
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💐 Would wrap his sons in bubble wrap

💐 Sings Elvis a lot

💐 Seriously he doesn't fucking sing anything else

💐 Maybe Pink Floyd here and there

💐 Johnny Cash fanboy

💐 George called him Jessica Rabbit for a while and still doesn't know why

💐 loves tea

💐 Whore for Italian food

💐 Would have a chihuahua

💐 Loves his husband

💐 Tulips.

💐 "Jorel stop fucking trying to grab the knives!"

💐 Doesn't cuss.. that's a lie

💐 Thicc, sassy momma bear

💐 Has smacked a bitch for looking at George

💐Would fight a teen if they fucked with his kids

💐 Loves Christmas

💐 "Sit still! I want one normal family picture!"

💐 "Dylan this is going to your grandmothers! Don't test me!"

💐 "Danny, you're facing the wrong way."

💐 *George comes back* "Where the FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

💐 *aggressively cleans a 7 year old Jorel's scrapped up knee while cussing*
"Ow mom-"
"Fucking Samantha and her fucking entitled, brat kid with that fucking stupid spiked hair-"
*aggressive scrubs*
"Ow."
"I'll fucking body that bitch at the next PTA meeting. First it was the cookies, now it's her shit son bullying my babies."
*grumble*
*Jorel sees his father and looks at him, his eyes saying: help."

💐 "Babe I think his knee is clean-"
"IT'S CLEAN WHEN I SAY IT IS"
*souls leave Jorel and George's bodies*
"Y-Yes sir."
*runs*

💐 Talks a lot of shit about the other moms

💐 Is actually a really great mom who only gets violent when others get bold with him

💐 Watches Comedy Central all the time

💐 Whiskey.

💐 Talks about what his body would look like if he was female a lot

💐 Definetly a gardener

💐 "I will smack you with these Rose's George! Watch your steps!"

💐 Tries to be aggressive but George sees him as a cinnamon roll

💐 Could set a town on fire and still would be seen as an angel by him

💐 Honestly, loves Easter.

💐 Went to church once with the kids and George just to be spiteful and prove something to the soccer moms...

💐 That is a story for a separate part.

💐 Seriously.

💐 Jorel and Dylan were grounded, Danny was covered in glitter, George got drunk off the wine and Matt kept scaring the alter kids and made one cry.

💐 Literally only likes one mom in the whole cul de sac and she's a lesbian

💐 Knows Samantha is having affairs behind her husband's back and is fully ready to unleash what he knows his she crosses a line

💐 Secretly really devious

💐 He wasn't like this until they moved to the highlands after they got Jorel...

💐 Hates mowing the lawn but watches George do it and stops him whenever he thinks something isn't right

💐 "DONT CUT MY TULIPS GEORGIE"

💐 "WHAT??"

💐 "I SAID DONT CUT MY FLOWERS!"

💐 George has no idea what he tells to him, but so far he hasn't done anything bad so he hasn't asked.

💐 Hates mother's day.

💐 Can't be bothered with Valentine's Day

💐 Calls himself a feminist to piss of the other moms who are hella feminazis secretly, the does everything he can to piss them off subtly

💐 Possible chaotic bastard

💐 Is self conscious about his chubby cheeks and weight

💐 George loves him and will fuck a bitch up if they make him feel bad about his image

💐 George literally worships his fucking husband. Fight me

💐 Vise versa.

💐 Loves chocolate strawberries

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Cant decide if I want to do George next or do the church scene next...

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Later space bois