Hollywood Undead Boy x Boy (Discontinued)

Family™ -Babies-

This is fun.
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🦁Danny🦁
•Final kid
•Honestly the happiest baby ever
•Rarely cried only when hungry or tired
•Slept with the same blanket for 5 years
•Started walking at 6 months after Jordan took his stuffed lion to wash and he fucking wasn't having it
•Seriously, do not touch Leo
•He will throw his tiny baby hands
•Loves carrots
•Watches Animal Planet all the time, has no idea what's happening
•George feeds him, Jordan does everything else
•Has a scar from Matt accidentally throwing a block at him, right about his eye brow
•Matt cried more than Danny
•Danny forgave him
•Would chew on straws a lot
•First word: Up.
•Loves 'dancing'
•Aggressive wiggles
•Got Louie right after him
•Has a heart shaped birth mark
•Was called Care Bear for a while
•Still is
•George knew he was gay since he was born
•"Our son is gay" "George!" "He is gay and you will see it when he gets to middle school"
•A mother knows his kids, but a mother also doesn't like admitting when he's wrong..

🦎Dylan🦎
•Dinosaurs
•First born
•George and Jordan literally had no idea what they were doing
•Young Parents
•Like 18
•Mommas boi
•George didn't see him much as he was stationed in Iraq at the time
•Only kid to grow up without George around most of the time
•Loves his dad a lot
•George stayed home because Dylan asked him to, but be won't admit that
•Messy. Fucking. Child.
•Cannot eat by himself. Will make a mess
•Started walking at 9 months out of laziness
•Always at Momma Jordan's concerts
•Tour Baby
•first word: food
•Chubby baby
•Loved french fries
•Killer Croc is his favorite
•Del Taco.
•"Ugh, honey!" *Jordan comes into the kitchen to find food all over George's face and a pleased Dylan* "Stop giggling. It's up my nose."
•Loves Jurassic Park
•Roared a lot...

🐺Jorel🐺
•Second oldest
•First anime was pokemon
•Loved chicken
•Drawing on walls
•Scribbles
•Was drawing aliens for a solid year
•Daddy's boi
•Small child, very small
•Angry baby
•Argued a lot for someone who couldn't speak until 2
•First steps at 5 months because be clearly had to show his brother up
•Independent toddler
•Didn't want to be fed or bathed
•Had a wolf plushie for 5 years
•First word: fuck
•GO GO POWER RANGERS
•Liked them for a week, not even kidding
•George taught him how to draw
•Loves Gatorade..
•S P A C E
•Loves Looney Tunes
•"Alien!" "Jorel that's a rabbit." ... "Alien!" *sigh*
•Was and is still the reason while Jordan is a mother hen..

🐥Matt🐥
•Third oldest
•Loves birds
•CURLY. FUCKING. HAIR. SINCE DAY ONE.
•Curly, fluffy, poofy hair
•Pale child
•Called Snow White by George
•George's second favorite
•Definitely got Jordan's singing voice
•Would sing every show opening theme when he could talk
•Liked dressing up as Batman
•Batman.
•Seriously still loves Batman
•Jordan would have to put his hair in a bun when he was younger because it got in his face all the time
•Hair refuses to be ironed
•Got Daisy when he was 10
•from day one... everything black
•first steps: 7 months, he saw a black cat and wanted to pet it
•Nightmare Before Christmas was his favorite movie and still is
•Loves everything spooky
•Calm baby
•Only fussy when tired
•First word: Jack
•Literally loves Zacky
•"Bats!" "Oh my god no, Matt don't pick them up! They could kill you!" "They're fruit bats Jordan..." "THEY COULD HAVE AIDS" *dumbfounded George"