The fam as shit me and my friends have said, name adjusted to fit the respecting person
Declaimer: I'm Matt in this.and Austin is my crush.
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Matt: Kill me. Shoot me. Pull the trigger pussy.
Jorel: Justin-kun, fuck me in the ass
Danny: I'll beat a bitch
Dylan to Lee: Show them tits
Matt: Of course I know how to draw a pentagram. Fuck you
Matt: *after being told he'll play the First Witch in Macbeth* Better prepare to have one apathetic and done with everyone's shit witch.
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Jorel: Cock and ball torture
Matt: *replying to Jorel* Fuck yeah
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Danny: On a scale from 1 to Kurt Cobain, how suicidal are you?
Matt: Kurt Cobain.
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Jorel: On a scale from 1 to Jeffery Epstein, how suicidal are you
Matt: That jokes dead like him.
Dylan: OH FUC- *laughs*
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Matt: Wassup mama?
Austin: *laughs*
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Jorel: Wanna fuck a bee with me?
Matt: Yes.
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Danny: This is harassment.
Matt: Hush you love me
Danny: No.
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Matt: Prasus Juranus
Matt: "Ma'am you must bless the water before dipping the baby in it"
"Bitch this is vodka
Matt: Fuck the old testaments, I will start a new church
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I dont think you want context but I'll give it to you if you ask.
Part 1. I'll add more when me and the homies say more shit
Later space bois
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