So, today in band, Hayley just walked up to Cameron and was like:
"Hey, do you want my kidneys?"
Cameron was really confused, and thought she meant literal kidneys. Then, she pulled out a plush kidney from her pocket and threw it at him. (specifically the left one, if I remember correctly) Cameron just looked at it and laughed.
"Why do you have it?" He asked. Hayley replied:
"It's cause I found the toothbrush first!" (That made me question her sanity a little more than normal)
Then I found out that she was at a health convention the other day, and won it in a group activity. (Maybe she isn't insane after all)
Anyways, whenever we had free time, she took it out and chucked it at random people. You could just see it bouncing around the trumpet section.
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RandomIf you like quirky band kids, musical jokes, and marching fails, this is the book for you. This is all real things that have happened to me as a Trumpet player in my high school's marching band. I hope all you band kids out there can find this funny...
