So, I'm doing this new thing where I'll post some of the strange and funny things my "Uncle" Bob says. Just a heads up, he says some pretty weird stuff, and never means it. (He just says it to get attention) So you know that ONE KID that every band has? Well, that's Bob.
Anyways, he actually said all of this stuff over the past few weeks.
"I hate everybody. Not just females, but males too, that way it's not sexist. I only like you if you don't have organs."
"Justin is my favorite freshman" (said this after the kid was 45 minutes late)
"I hate you sun! Go away and never F***ing come back!!!" He YELLS while running around the field "Shooting" it with his instrument.
"FRIIIIIK YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!" He screams and runs around before every full run.
"Nathan, f*** you. NO, I don't even want to look at you. Yeah, turn around. Now go jump off the top of the stadium." He says to Nathan K, the freshman. (He jokes around about hating him, but he doesn't actually hate him)
"Duuude! I'm gonna go commit toaster bath if Mr. J makes us do another run of this set."
"Ughhh! It's so cold I can't feel my..." He saw that I was right next to him "Manly things"
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RandomIf you like quirky band kids, musical jokes, and marching fails, this is the book for you. This is all real things that have happened to me as a Trumpet player in my high school's marching band. I hope all you band kids out there can find this funny...
