Wow... It's been a while guys. I'm really sorry to say, but not much notable things have really happened. Well, other than a crap ton of random things our band members have said, all of which sound glorious out of context. Without much further ado, please enjoy these really random quotes!! (Sorry for the weird formatting, there's just SO MANY quotes that I've been saving for a while)
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"*threateningly* When I'm done with you... you are going to have a very nice day" -Said by our band director
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"Mr. J?" -Some random clarinetist trying to get our director's attention
"He's not here."-Mr. J, sitting on the stage on his phone
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"Guys how do I unmute myself?"
"You don't" (I forget who said this but it was during online band)
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"I've been receiving some wEiRd messages from the fax machine" -A saxophone player
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"If squidward can do it, you can do it"
-Johnson @ the clarinets
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"Someone's about to put you in music jail" -Kyle to Flint after singing electric love
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Our tuba player to Kyle: "I am a trombone *wiggles tuba tuning slide*"
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"I have the power of god and creative mode on my side" -Some random baritone player
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So, my band director was telling us not to just 'sit there and play tiddlywinks' (meaning actually practice), but no one really knew what that meant. One of our baritone players asked Kyle (a trumpet player) what it meant, and he responded with "Oh I dunno, probably some kind of demon?"
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"I would hit you with this stand but I don't want to be held for liabilities" -Me
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AcakIf you like quirky band kids, musical jokes, and marching fails, this is the book for you. This is all real things that have happened to me as a Trumpet player in my high school's marching band. I hope all you band kids out there can find this funny...
