"I have the attention span the size of a cockroach" -Bob
"Spaghetti is my COcAiNE!!" -Bob
"You set a bad example. Don't ruin this child!" Hayley says in a french accent to Nathan(the upperclassman) about me. He replies "I'm just trying to teach her what being a REAL trumpet is about"
I was halfway listening to a conversation between Hayley, and the Nathan freshman. Basically, she was giving him crap about drinking too much caffeine, then i just heard her say:
"Nathan! Cocaine has serving sizes too!" (and the whole music hallway broke into laughter)
"I got a haircut so I don't look like a moldy q-tip" -Cameron
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Respect the Plume
RandomIf you like quirky band kids, musical jokes, and marching fails, this is the book for you. This is all real things that have happened to me as a Trumpet player in my high school's marching band. I hope all you band kids out there can find this funny...
