Just FYI, the first three were said by the Mello/French Horn section leader at PepBand last night...
"I will rip out my uterus with my BARE HANDS!"
"I will KILL someone for a cookie right now."
"What kind?" - Taylor
"A GOOD one"
"Hey Nathan... (He's her boyfriend) You're gonna be a father!" He looks over, and she has shoved her ENTIRE MELLOPHONE up her shirt.
So, it snowed and iced really bad over the weekend, so on Monday, Nathan H showed me this one video of him doing 360 drifts in his Mini Cooper. (Facepalm)
Whenever some of the guys in my section get bored, they just start bottle-flipping our strait mutes. (Even though there's no weight in it, so its physically impossible to do)
Also, I looked over this morning at Zane, and he was playing his trumpet with TWO mouthpieces!! (One on top of the other) At the same time, some of the other boys put their mouthpieces into their mute and blowing into them.
At pep band on Tuesday, Zane and Bob shoved Hayley into a trash can. (Facepalm)
Some kids were kinda mean to Trevan. They decapitated his instrument this week. Like, they took out all the valves and slides. (You're not supposed to do that!!)
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RandomIf you like quirky band kids, musical jokes, and marching fails, this is the book for you. This is all real things that have happened to me as a Trumpet player in my high school's marching band. I hope all you band kids out there can find this funny...
