Cheesiest pick up lines ever

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1.Are you French cause Eiffel for you

2.Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants

3.Are you religious? Cause you the answer to all my prayers

4.Hey tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else

5.You must be Jamaican cause Jamaican me crazy

6.What has 36 teeth and hold back the incredible hulk? My pants

7.Somebody call the cops because it's illegal to look so good

8.I must be a snowflake cause I keep falling for you

9.I know you're busy today but can you put me on you to-do list

10.If you were a steak you will be well done

11.Hello , I'm a thief I'm here to steal your heart

12.Are you a cake ? Cause I want a piece of that

13.Are you a cat ? Cause I feline a connection between us

14.Are you lost ma'am?  cause heaven is a long way from here

15.There is something wrong with my phone it doesn't have your number

16.If you were a library book I'd check you out

17.If I were to ask you on a date would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

18.If nothing lasts forever will you be my forever ?

19.I'm new to town can you give me directions to your apartment?

20.I must be in a museum because you truly a work of art

21.You spend so much time in my mind I should charge you rent

22.My lips are like skittles, wanna take the rainbow ?

23.Here I am , what are your two wishes ?

24.Are you a beaver? cause daaaam

25.Life without you is like a broken pencil , pointless

26.Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person (hold up a mirror)

27.Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it

28.Even if there wasn't gravity on earth I'd still fall for you

29.Roses are red , violets are blue how would you like it if I came home with you ?

30.I wish I was cross - eyed so I can look at you twice

31.We're not sock but I think we'd be a great pair

32.Your lips look so lonely , would they like to meet mine ?

33.Are you a parking ticket ? Cause you got fine written all over you

34.Thank God I'm  wearing gloves cause you too hot to handle

35.If you were a chicken you'd be impecible

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I don't know about you but number 17 was my favourite😂😂
Which one is yours???

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