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May, sleep deprived: Skeletons aren't scary!

May: We're filled with pulsing, oozing meat!

The bounty: *horrified silence*

May: It's the meat that's scary!

May: The meat!

Jay, sobbing: May, wha-

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Kaleb: Let's play 20 questions.

Zane: Oh, okay! What's your favorite color?

Kaleb: Tomato. My turn, do you like boys?

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At Disneyland in the teacup ride

The ninja: *Spinning calmly while talking about what idiots the others are*

Literally all of our ocs: *Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Kaleb: 911, hey. I hate to be "that guy" but my sister glued me to the ceiling again.

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Lloyd: Hey, Babe, what do you want to eat?

Kaleb, whispering in May's ear: The souls of the innocent.

May: A bagel.

Kaleb: NO.

May: Two bagels.

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May belongs to the amazing Blue Lime or I like to call her Blue Bell :)

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