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May: Did you dream about me? ;)
Princess: Yes. It was a nightmare.
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Kaleb: *hugs Queen*
Queen: Why are you so cold?
Kaleb: I sold my soul to Satan for a sandwich.
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May: So today was our first mission.
May: I picked up a car and threw it at the bad guy.
May: But it hit Princess instead.
May: Tried to ask "are you okay" and say "I'm fucking sorry" at the same time.
May: I ended up saying "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!?,
May: She cried for three hours.
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May: Please revoke your swearing rule.
Wu: Why?
Kaleb, from the kitchen: WELL THIS REALLY DILLS MY PICKLE!
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Cole: I'm going to Taco Bell, want anything?
Jay: I want to see my siblings again.
Cole:...
Cole: I only have $12.
