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May: How did you know I was going to propose?

Princess: Kaleb and Queen haven't been able to look at me without crying for the last month.

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Queen: Kaleb for your birthday I bought you Netflix.

Kaleb: Thanks, I was tired of sharing an account with May.

Queen: What you wanted an account?

Kaleb: Yeah, what did you buy?

Queen:

Queen: Netflix.

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Tarot Reader: Now I will show you your fortune.

May: Cool, I guess.

Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards.

May: Figures.

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Queen: I got the body.

May: W-what body?

Queen, pulling the Operation game: This one?

May, breathing a sigh of relief: Ok goo-

Queen: Unless you wanna play with a real one I got some in the freezer.

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Princess: What did you have for breakfast today?

Kaleb: Iced coffee and anxiety.

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