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May: How did you know I was going to propose?
Princess: Kaleb and Queen haven't been able to look at me without crying for the last month.
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Queen: Kaleb for your birthday I bought you Netflix.
Kaleb: Thanks, I was tired of sharing an account with May.
Queen: What you wanted an account?
Kaleb: Yeah, what did you buy?
Queen:
Queen: Netflix.
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Tarot Reader: Now I will show you your fortune.
May: Cool, I guess.
Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards.
May: Figures.
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Queen: I got the body.
May: W-what body?
Queen, pulling the Operation game: This one?
May, breathing a sigh of relief: Ok goo-
Queen: Unless you wanna play with a real one I got some in the freezer.
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Princess: What did you have for breakfast today?
Kaleb: Iced coffee and anxiety.
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