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May, Princess, and Queen: [out on a Sunday Stroll]
May: [trips and faceplants onto the ground]
Queen: May, are you okay?
Princess: Yo 5 second rule.
Queen: wha-
Princess, scoops May up in her arms: 5 second rule.
May: O-okay???
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Kaleb, folding his newspaper at the table as he turns to May: Do you ever get the urge to just randomly set something on fire?
May:
May: What's smell coming from the kitchen Kaleb?
Kaleb:
May, nervous: What's that smell Kaleb?!?!?!
May: KALEB!!?!?!?!
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Princess: Wanna know what I'm thankful for?
May: If you say me, I will actually fight you
Princess: ..... I will stay silent then.
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Kaleb, to May: do you remember the fun pranks we pulled together when we were kids? Like arson?
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May: Why do we have the phrase “bone dry” when bones spend most of their time being very wet?
Kaleb: Hmm, maybe because when you touch a bone it feels really dry? Bones are porous, so they actively suck the moisture out of your fingers.
May: That is so much more unsettling than my original question, thank you.
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