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Kaleb: If May jumped off of a bridge, would you follow her?
Princess:...
Princess: Probably Yeah.
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May: I'm the type of person who likes to think things through.
Queen: I once saw you eat a marshmellow still on fire and a bit of the stick.
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Kaleb, out of breath but excited: Oh my gosh!!! Can I please pet your dog?
May: Sure? Did you just- Did you nearly get hit by a bus and slide across the hood of three cars just to pet my dog?
Kaleb, petting the dog: Obviously.
May: What. The. Fuck.
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May: KISS, and I cannot stress this enough, ME.
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Kaleb, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
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