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Kaleb: Did you know that 1 in every 4 people are gay?

May: That means one of us is gay.

Princess: I hope it's May.

Queen: We're all gay, you idiots.

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May: You broke into my room!?

Kaleb: No, that would be wrong! I made a key.

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Kaleb: The only person Queen is afraid of is her brother, Lloyd. Observe.

Lloyd: 😒😔💚💚💚💚💚

Queen: HOW

Queen: HOW THE FUCK DID HE SAY THAT?!??!

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Princess: I am asking you to do me a favor.

May:....

May: You're asking me to be your wife.

Princess: And as my wife you should grant me this favor.

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Queen: What are you, Five?

Kaleb: On a scale from 1-10, yeah.

Princess: Don't you mean 1-5?

Kaleb: No, I have self-esteem issues.

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