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Interviewer: What are good responses to getting stabbed with a sword?
Zane: "Rude."
Kaleb: "Not Again."
Cole: "Are you going to take this or can I have it?"
May: "It SWORD of seems like you don't like me!!!"
Kai: "Well that hurt."
~0.5 seconds later~
Zane: Wait Kaleb what did you mean by "Not again"?
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May: Okay, codenames.
May: I'm Eagle One.
May: Cole is "Been There Done That."
May: Lloyd is "Currently Doing That."
May: Kai is "It Happened Once In A Dream."
May: Nya is "If I Had To Pick A Gal."
May: And Jay is....... Eagle Two.
Jay: Oh thank god.
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Kaleb: There's plenty of fish in the sea. But you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
Zane: Not sure if you're trying to raise awareness about pollution or if May stole your cupcakes again.
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May texting Kaleb: I just walked into the bounty and someone yelled dibs.
Lloyd texting Kai: KAI I FUCKED UP SOME REALLY HOT GIRL WALKED IN AND I YELLED DIBS.
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Princess: *wailing dramatically in a long victorian dress with a lit candelabra, running down one of the many dimly lit corridors of the gothic side of the Bounty at midnight*
May: *turning on the hall light* We fucking talked about this.
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May belongs to the best person in the world.
