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Queen: How did this happen?

Kaleb, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen?

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Kaleb, pointing at a Princess: Dis a partner in crime.

Kaleb, pointing at Queen: Dis a friend.

Kaleb, pointing at May: Dis a sister.

Kaleb, pointing at himself: Disappointment.

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May: I just slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired, so let's go for 12 more.

Princess: May, that's a coma!

May: Sounds festive.

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May, at a McDonald's Drive Thru: Hi, you guys have happy meals right?

Worker: Yep!

May: Great! Can I get one of those but without the meal?

Worker:.....

May: Please.

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May: What are we gonna do?

Kaleb: I could set it on fire.

May: No, but keep it in your back pocket.

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Go give Blue love and read her stories or else.

She owns May.

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