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May: Look, we've installed an escape pole!
[Opens the door]
Princess, performing a pole stripping routine:.....
Kaleb, throwing money at her:.....
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Kaleb, speaking on the phone: Okay, thank you, love you! [Hangs up]
Kaleb, after a few seconds: [covers face with hands and starts screaming]
May: What did you do?
Kaleb: I said "I love you" to the pizza man.
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May to Princess: When I said you have to clean the grapes before you eat them, I did not mean WITH DISH SOAP!
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May: Life if pain.
May: Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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I'm allowed to say Satan right? Or Devil? I'm not religious but I need to make sure.
Devil: Ah-CHOO!
Kaleb: Bless you!
Devil:....
Kaleb:....
Devil: We've talked about this.
Kaleb: I'm sorry.
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