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May: Last week, I sent Princess to the store to buy eggs and instead she bought novelty cookie cutters, so now everything we eat is shaped like dinosaurs.
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Zane: Your cake's dry. Did you use your frosting?
Kaleb: When you say “use” , do you mean “eat as a pre baking snack?”
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May: I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.
Queen: She makes a strong case.
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Princess: You know you can die from that, right?
Kaleb, smoking a cigarette: That's the point.
Queen, drinking alcohol: We're trying to speed this up.
May, eating raw cookie dough: [nodding]
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May: I got three looks. And that's it.
May: Got a homeless woman.
May: 12 year old girl.
May: And a hooker.
May: And that's all I know how to do.
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