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May: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Princess: Believe me, I've thought about it.
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May: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to solve this.
Queen: I agree. Except replace 'non' with 'extremely' and include the phrase 'blood explosion extraordinaire'.
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Kaleb: T'was the night before Christmas but what do I care?
Kaleb: I boarded up the chimney, so no bitch gets in here.
Kaleb: As I settle to scroll through both Tumblr and Snap
Kaleb: I think 'No one best wake me from my long winter's nap.'
Kaleb: In time he will show "How does he get in?" must you ask. The answer is he won't. He must move on with his task.
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Kaleb: Gender is a construct I constructed my out of dry macaroni and glitter glue.
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Princess: May, do you ever think before you type something?
May: Yeah I think "wow this is really funny" and then I hit send.
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I am still doing these.
