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Kaleb: I'm leaving!

Queen: No! Please don't!

Kaleb: And I'm taking the brain cell with me!

Queen: NO PLEASE DON'T KALEB-

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May: I don't understand why people think that depression goes away on the holidays.

May: Like, ho ho ho, I'm still depressed.

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Kaleb: I qm HEAVILY cursed and I blame 13 year old me.

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May: COME ON LET'S HUG IT OUT

[Everyone slowly goes into a hug]

Queen: Who took my wallet?

Kaleb: Sorry, I did. Instincts told me to.

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Jay: May, why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?

May: Don't you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?

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