Princess: Kaleb can you even see right now?
Kaleb: No.
May: Where are your glasses?
Kaleb: I stopped wearing them.
Queen: Why?
Kaleb: I don't care what's happening anymore.
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May: If you sleep with more than two pillows, you're a psychopath.
Kaleb: A comfortabke psychopath.
Princess: Bold of you to assume I sleep with any pillows and not just on top of the fridge.
Queen: *concerned friend noises*
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May: What if one night I left a voice message of me singing the entirity or Hamilton.
Queen: Leave.
Princess: May you know I love you but-
Kaleb: Reply with the entirety of Phantom of the Opera.
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May: Parties are like jury duty for Introverts. You know it's the right thing to show up, but you really hope there's a murder so it's worth it.
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Kaleb: Need somebody to come crack my back like a glowstick and then dunk my whole body into a hot spring like it's a bag of lipton.
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