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May: Might fuck around and let nature reclaim me.
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Cashier: Woah, 58 boxes of mac and cheese! Having a party tonight?

Kaleb:

Kaleb: Sure.
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Lloyd: What are you looking at?

May, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of holiday candle scent she is: Porn
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Zane: The human body is 70% water. We're all basically cucumbers with anxiety.

Kaleb: With the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.
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Kaleb: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple; the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to deatj and you just walk into the arms of your sugar daddy demon. Legendary.

Queen: It's 3am. What. The. Fuck-

May: No-

May: Continue, you have a point.

Blue_Lime here it is Blue Bell!
I'm putting five every page! :)

May belongs to that person above. Shower her with love.

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